Discussion: Rand Paul Does Damage Control By Getting A Vaccine Shot

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He already has a ā€˜profound mental disorderā€™ so heā€™s safeā€¦

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Wonder how the liberal media will misreport this?

I dunno, try asking the NYTimes reporter you brought along to document your damage control.

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Get some anti-psychosis meds while youā€™ve got your shirt off, kiddo. Hepatitis is the least of your problems.

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Thank god Iā€™m not god, cuz if I was, heā€™d be severely autistic by next week and Iā€™d be laughing my everloving divine ass off about it.

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Can he get a vaccination for rabies? That dead squirrel stapled to his head probably has it.

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OMG, those flaccid little armsā€¦put down the bong, Senator, and pick up a free weight.

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Was he aware the medical personnel who administered the vaccine was not white? ā€“ and that that person likely eats anywhere in the facilityā€™s cafeteria they so choose? Talk about a true photo op.

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ā€œI did not say what I said! Misrepresented by liberal media! Besides, look at me getting a shot! Liberal media will probably misrepresent this shot, you should watch out for that! What AAPS?ā€ Pathetic liar working way too hard to get his foot and his rancid history out of his mouth.

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ā€œā€¦Wonder how the liberal media will misreport this?ā€

The pro-measles guy tries to dupe the world into thinking heā€™s fooling everybody.

Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist.

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From the CDC website:

As an adult, do I need this vaccine?
Vaccine is recommended for the following persons aged 1 year and older:
You live in a community with a high rate of hepatitis A.
You are a man and have sex with other men.
You use street drugs.
You work or travel to countries with high rates of hepatitis A.
You have long-term liver disease.
You receive blood products to help your blood clot.
You work with HAV-infected animals or work with HAV in research setting.

So why is Rand getting this particular vaccine?

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Better yet, hope he uses the resistance bands Senator Reid used.

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LOLā€¦Swelling could add to his intellectual heftā€¦

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I think by liberal media he means Maddow who has reported that Random has long standing ties to a wingnut group which is anti vac and inferring he was carrying water for them.

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I thought he mightā€™ve had it under the 1+ provision, butā€¦ I dunnoā€¦ Must be something else.

I like how Randy sticks his foot in his mouth up to the knee and then blames the liberal media for it.

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Libertarianism is a mental disorder, but Iā€™m not aware that science has yet linked this particular disorder to vaccines. So parents, donā€™t worry that vaccinating your children will suddenly cause them to read Ayn Rand or demand their allowance in gold.

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Iā€™m sure heā€™ll try that dance too, but clearly Rachel has his number.

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The entire GOP continues to behave as if there arenā€™t video recorders in the pockets of everyone in 2015.

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Exposure to $ister$arahā€¦

Fortunately intelligence confers immunity.

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