Discussion: Rand Paul Does Damage Control By Getting A Vaccine Shot

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He already has a ā€˜profound mental disorder’ so he’s safe…

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Wonder how the liberal media will misreport this?

I dunno, try asking the NYTimes reporter you brought along to document your damage control.

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Get some anti-psychosis meds while you’ve got your shirt off, kiddo. Hepatitis is the least of your problems.

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Thank god I’m not god, cuz if I was, he’d be severely autistic by next week and I’d be laughing my everloving divine ass off about it.

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Can he get a vaccination for rabies? That dead squirrel stapled to his head probably has it.

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OMG, those flaccid little arms…put down the bong, Senator, and pick up a free weight.

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Was he aware the medical personnel who administered the vaccine was not white? – and that that person likely eats anywhere in the facility’s cafeteria they so choose? Talk about a true photo op.

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ā€œI did not say what I said! Misrepresented by liberal media! Besides, look at me getting a shot! Liberal media will probably misrepresent this shot, you should watch out for that! What AAPS?ā€ Pathetic liar working way too hard to get his foot and his rancid history out of his mouth.

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ā€œā€¦Wonder how the liberal media will misreport this?ā€

The pro-measles guy tries to dupe the world into thinking he’s fooling everybody.

Once a plagiarist, always a plagiarist.

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From the CDC website:

As an adult, do I need this vaccine?
Vaccine is recommended for the following persons aged 1 year and older:
You live in a community with a high rate of hepatitis A.
You are a man and have sex with other men.
You use street drugs.
You work or travel to countries with high rates of hepatitis A.
You have long-term liver disease.
You receive blood products to help your blood clot.
You work with HAV-infected animals or work with HAV in research setting.

So why is Rand getting this particular vaccine?

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Better yet, hope he uses the resistance bands Senator Reid used.

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LOL…Swelling could add to his intellectual heft…

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I think by liberal media he means Maddow who has reported that Random has long standing ties to a wingnut group which is anti vac and inferring he was carrying water for them.

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I thought he might’ve had it under the 1+ provision, but… I dunno… Must be something else.

I like how Randy sticks his foot in his mouth up to the knee and then blames the liberal media for it.

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Libertarianism is a mental disorder, but I’m not aware that science has yet linked this particular disorder to vaccines. So parents, don’t worry that vaccinating your children will suddenly cause them to read Ayn Rand or demand their allowance in gold.

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I’m sure he’ll try that dance too, but clearly Rachel has his number.

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The entire GOP continues to behave as if there aren’t video recorders in the pockets of everyone in 2015.

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Exposure to $ister$arah…

Fortunately intelligence confers immunity.

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