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Poor ol’ Ted. Nobody likes him. He better buy a dog.
Natural born Canadian.
Love it!
Wish he was willing to say the same about the Supreme Court that decided Roe v. Wade.
What happens if the dog questions Ted’s eligibility?
He says that like its a bad thing
“…Trump and others are suggesting that if [Cruz] becomes the nominee Democrats will sue to block his candidacy.”
I call bullshit - I don’t think the Dems will sue to block any of these bozos from being the 'pub/bag nominee. None of them wins in a national election. Seriously, none of them.
Unless, that is, the Democrats stay home in November!
Not a problem if it’s a corn dog. Those are unconditional.
Cruz has dismissed the idea that he is not a natural-born citizen as "political noise.”
Sorry Ted —
The “noise” was actually the sound of a shot being fired across the bow of the HMCS Cruz
At least he was not born in the lame French part of Canada.
“Cruz is a natural-born Canadian,” Paul said, according to CNN. “He was naturally born there.”
Nothing about Cruz is natural. I think he was hatched from a demon’s egg.
“Only the most desperate for acceptance sport egregiously distasteful toupées.” — Voltaire Annie Nemous
…SCOTUS decision worked out so well before , huh Randy?
Unconditional. Is that what they are calling it now?
Edit: nice technique with the glue-on fingernail, Michele.
After hearing Laurence Tribe address this topic, I think a judicial determination is in order. Cruz, of course, is petrified he might lose.
“Cruz is a natural-born Canadian,” Paul said, according to CNN.
“He was naturally born there. The question is, can you be natural-born
Canadian and natural-born American at the same time? Maybe, but I think
the courts will have to decide it, because it’s never really been
decided.”
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Randy Randy…you dim bulb…that’s not what “natural born” means in the legal sense and if you were a lawyer you’d know that.
Where’s David Farrar when we need him?
What’s with the magic marker in her left hand?
“…nice technique with the glue-on fingernail, Michele.”
To quote Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec “That woman really knows her way around a penis.”
A Sharpie pen so she can autograph whatever she doesn’t want to put in her mouth.
Just hilarious. Cruz has probably been prepping to be President since his college days. He’s burned his bridges in the Senate, pandered to the tea-partiers that constitute his base, demagogued on immigration, the ACA, terrorism, the gun issue…only to get potentially tripped up on a natural born citizen issue. In language he can understand, The Lord does work in mysterious ways!