Discussion: Rand Paul: Cruz Is A 'Natural-Born Canadian,' Up To Courts If He Can Be Prez

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Poor ol’ Ted. Nobody likes him. He better buy a dog.

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Natural born Canadian.

Love it!

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Wish he was willing to say the same about the Supreme Court that decided Roe v. Wade.

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What happens if the dog questions Ted’s eligibility?

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He says that like its a bad thing

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“…Trump and others are suggesting that if [Cruz] becomes the nominee Democrats will sue to block his candidacy.”

I call bullshit - I don’t think the Dems will sue to block any of these bozos from being the 'pub/bag nominee. None of them wins in a national election. Seriously, none of them.

Unless, that is, the Democrats stay home in November!

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Not a problem if it’s a corn dog. Those are unconditional.

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Cruz has dismissed the idea that he is not a natural-born citizen as "political noise.”

Sorry Ted —
The “noise” was actually the sound of a shot being fired across the bow of the HMCS Cruz

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At least he was not born in the lame French part of Canada.

“Cruz is a natural-born Canadian,” Paul said, according to CNN. “He was naturally born there.”

Nothing about Cruz is natural. I think he was hatched from a demon’s egg.

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“Only the most desperate for acceptance sport egregiously distasteful toupées.” — Voltaire Annie Nemous

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…SCOTUS decision worked out so well before , huh Randy?

Unconditional. Is that what they are calling it now?

Edit: nice technique with the glue-on fingernail, Michele.

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After hearing Laurence Tribe address this topic, I think a judicial determination is in order. Cruz, of course, is petrified he might lose.

“Cruz is a natural-born Canadian,” Paul said, according to CNN.
“He was naturally born there. The question is, can you be natural-born
Canadian and natural-born American at the same time? Maybe, but I think
the courts will have to decide it, because it’s never really been
decided.”
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Randy Randy…you dim bulb…that’s not what “natural born” means in the legal sense and if you were a lawyer you’d know that.
Where’s David Farrar when we need him?

What’s with the magic marker in her left hand?

“…nice technique with the glue-on fingernail, Michele.”

To quote Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec “That woman really knows her way around a penis.”

A Sharpie pen so she can autograph whatever she doesn’t want to put in her mouth.

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Just hilarious. Cruz has probably been prepping to be President since his college days. He’s burned his bridges in the Senate, pandered to the tea-partiers that constitute his base, demagogued on immigration, the ACA, terrorism, the gun issue…only to get potentially tripped up on a natural born citizen issue. In language he can understand, The Lord does work in mysterious ways!

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