Buyer’s remorse.
That’s the problem with strongmen like Putin - they have no sense of humour or basic humanity, and just can’t pick up the scent of bullshit on the air. They should’ve known what Trump was before Russia made enemies of the world’s democracies getting Trump get elected.
Nobody talks about how poorly Putin has played this attempt to end sanctions gone haywire, yet as far as I can see he’s been the biggest boob in this sordid tale. Those sanctions aren’t going anywhere.
Really. We’re enemies. Mortal enemies. We hate each other more than two people could possibly hate each other. Believe us. We’re two believable, mortal enemies. Really.
You can stop investigating us now.
Ouch.
Being called a bride by Putin. That’s going to leave a mark on Trump’s fragile, little ego. 
But is trump Putin’s hooker?
Sounds like a good title for a B movie: “Trump, Bride of Putin.”
I may call him that from now on.
‘No bride. No bride. You’re the bride’. -DT
Interesting way to delineate a top from a bottom, Vlad.
So it’s true: You prefer staring at the seams of the tuck-and-roll, the leather.
Got it.
You macho poofters are all the same.
Straight up, Vlad, Dump is your bitch.
Are we sure this isn’t a translation error, because characterizing himself in the masculine, and Trump in the feminine is REALLY going to get under Trumps skin.
Putin said Trump is “not my bride, and I’m not his groom.”
That’ not what I heard…
He even made the cover again…
Russian officials cheered Trump when he was elected last year, and Putin praised him as someone who wanted to improve ties with Russia. However, further U.S. sanctions on Russia and the U.S. decision to close a Russian consulate discovering Trump is a bigger tool than the wildest FSB estimates ever dreamed have raised concerns that the two countries remain far apart.
President Putin now consoles himself with Dan Hicks (and his Hot Licks).
Needless to say, he scares hisself.
@ignoreland Vlad was just clarifying that Trumpet was not his “bottom b—h”. Since there’s no direct Russian translation, Pootie and the translators had to wing it … poorly 
That’s old. Very old. Just sayin’.
Putin said Trump is “not my bride, and I’m not his groom.”
So we know which role the macho, sexist Putin thinks he’s in, and which role he thinks the faux macho, sexist Trump is in.
Too bad there’s no tradition of baseball in Russia. ‘Pitcher-Catcher’ would have simplified things.
There’s no baseball in France either. But there’s an expression: There are those who screw, and those who get themselves screwed. So no worries, I think Putin’s implication will be clear around the world.
Back when America was great, men went to prostitutes to satisfy various urges that were seen as too… unsavory… for their good lady wives to address. Trump is NOT Putin’s bride. He gets the rough trade.
That sure sounds like they’re married.