Discussion: Pushing The Envelope: Why Was Kim Jong Un's Letter For Trump So Big?

He wanted to make Lardass’s hands look even smaller when holding it.

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Why Was Kim Jong Un’s Letter For Trump So Big?

Answer: To embarrass the manibusly challenged Trump by making his hands look even smaller.

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Beat you by a nanosecond!

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Can’t write font size 24 with crayon?

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You have “the law of primacy” on your side.

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:grinning: The letter is typed in HUGE font with bullet points to entice Trump to actually read it.

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I think we now have a picture of the card

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Because it contains a lot of BS.

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Like a Russian nesting doll -after peeling away all the layers -the real message was on a post-it note. It read, “Dear dotard, this is like taking candy from a toddler.”

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DJT tweets: “Biggest! Letter! Ever! Obama never got a letter this big!”

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Or perhaps North Korea is presubmitting all the bills from the plush hotel and room service that the US taxpayers will be footing. The summit hasn’t even begun and Trump has already been outnegotiated and outwitted.

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Because when trump holds it in front of his crotch, he looks like he’s wearing a diaper

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damn you beat me to it
:slight_smile:

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I almost won’t mind the taxpayer footing the bill for this $6000 a night hotel in Singapore as long as we can get the security video of dear leader and dotard in their white bathrobes dancing around their respective suites for a photo shopped video with a mashup of dear leader lip synching to “I feel pretty” while dotard’s dancing to “they’re coming to take me away.”

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Photos from Putin?

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It came with NKrayons.

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Dictated as a pop-up.

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Giving a comically oversized" letter to a comically oversized POTUS sounds about right. The letter will also fit inside his comically oversized 58XLL Italian wool jacket breast pocket.

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8x10 glossiess of a certain POTUS getting peed on. And the name doesn’t rhyme with Bobama.

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