Discussion for article #240841
Dude, what the hell. Shooting puppies? You do know that you could have just gone to the local Walmart on a Saturday morning and given them away. I am glad the puppy shot your sorry ass and I hope the local DA gets you for animal cruelty charges. Talk about a scum bag.
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maybe Kim Davis could rescue the shooter and rehabilitate it and, may, also learn compassion…
would the .38 be available to go with it? for protection of course…
Oh, Florida Man; Never change!
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Must be a hunting breed.
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Need to add handgun aiming skills to early training for dogs. If his aim had been better …
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I suggest we arm rabbits too. It will give hunters pause going out the back door at night to pee and look at stars.
I’d like to adopt one and name it Karma…
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Who’s a good boy with a gun? That’s right, you are!
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Need I say it–Poetic Justice!
I’m against capital punishment, but in the case of people like this, I could make an exception.
Florida Dog Stood His Ground.
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When you’re a gun nut shitkicker from Ted Yoho country, the number of problems that look like they can be fixed with a gun increases exponentially. It’s a shame the puppy only winged the degenerate shitstain.
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I realize this sounds equally as crazy as this sc*mbag but if I were in a position to do so, I wouldn’t hesitate to cut off his hands and feel completely satisfied doing it. I just… - good Christ,…
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Ed. note: This post was mistakenly based on a report from 2004. We hope the puppy went on to live a happy and healthy life.
I guess there’s not enough T-Rump stories for TPM to cover.
Wait a minute. This happened 11 years ago? WTF TPM? Does that mean I can’t put it in my ‘Gun Carelessness File for 2015?’
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“Three of the puppies were found buried in a shallow grave at Bradford’s home”
May he rot in hell.
Also too: that update only raises more questions. WTF is going on over there at TPM studios/
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A more responsible puppy would have taken the opportunity to neuter his master.
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Just add it to the 2004 file if there is room
As for the update, if we are going to get an 11 year old story I suppose we can at least be happy that it is a satisfying one with cute puppies and an asshole getting what he deserved.
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Well he had twice the legs to stand on.
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