Discussion: Public Library To Open In Polygamous Community After Sect Leaders Prevented It

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“Polygamous sect” = “opportunity for aging god-drunk white men to brainwash, abuse, exploit, and mistreat isolated (very young) women.”

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We should get free WiFi into those areas. A few Kindles, some iPads… could start a revolution.

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Well, it’s a good idea for the followers of Warren Jeffs to learn about the outside world. How will the FLDS be able to recognize and fight against Sharia law without reading the news?

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Don’t think they’ll be offering “Under the Banner of Heaven.”

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Well if it isn’t Barb, Nickie, and Margene!

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See? Proof. Conservatives want to control the masses by keeping them ignorant and uninformed.

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Sharia law!!!

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The one in the blue dress is HOT. Fabulous pomp and that retro dress. Wowzer. She must be Mom #1.

Wait until the kids find out they don’t have to let dad bone them. This will be awkward.

Dad- Lil’ Becky come over here Daddy wants to show you something.
Becky- Holster it you gross old perv before I call the cops.

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Might need to call the cops from a few towns over.

Hey, AP, do not use an acronym like, oh, “FLDS,” without first using the unabbreviated version earlier.

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They’ll burn it down! Hopefully the librarians get out first.

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You’d think that this would be something that occurs in virulent wahabbi sunni Saudi Arabian society. Spooky that this is in 21st Century Abrahamic-Judeo-Christian America.

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The right Kindle–mainly old ones–have free wireless built in. VERY basic internet access, but easy access to ebooks, including ones offered by many library systems.

None of them are “hot”. They all look totally inbred.

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I am wondering what the most popular books in the new library would be.

There might an entire shelf for magic underwear.

Huge waste of money. This isn’t going to usher in a progressive era or free any of the oppressed young people. It will open its doors and at the first sign of “trouble” the leaders will have themselves a nice book burning party. Pretty soon, it’ll be nothing but copies of old Highlight magazines with the Waldo pages torn out so nobody is encouraged to look for anything at all.

My 8 year old daughter says ‘Those look like the mole women from the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt!’

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