Amusing and I hope it does some good. You just can’t hide stuff from kids—if you don’t want them to get into it, has to be locked away at the very least. When I was little I found every single sex thing my parents had stashed away and my grandfather’s revolver as well.
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Further proof that getting laid and enjoying it is a purely liberal pursuit.
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Dildos don’t get mommy off, people get mommy off (with dildos)
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They can have my dildo when they pry it from my hot, sweaty hand…
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“Of course I’m in favor of dildo control…I’ve got a remote, don’t I?”
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Having guns accessible to children should be a felony, even when no one gets killed.
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Don’t play with that, Johnny! You don’t know where it’s been!
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Dildo’s don’t kill people! TYPE 2 DIABETES kills people!
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No, REALLY don’t play with that Johnny! I know where it’s been!
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It’s a tangent, but this ad reminds me of a great bumper sticker that surfaced in Atlanta in the '80s during a drive to shut down adult stores, with authorities backed by a law banning sex toys:
“If dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos.”
Nice reflection on the failed logic of NRA slogans…
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Agreed. So, let’s all take a 30 minute walk and cut out the fried foods and sugar…as soon as we get off.
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This is why the batteries must be secured in a separate location.
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The mothers had no choice. Their husbands are typical gun owners.
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who would wanna stop a bad girl with a vibrator???
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Meltdown by the 100 prudes in Tupelo, Mississippi who call themselves the “Million Moms” in 5, 4, 3, 2, …
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In the version for Fox Not Really News, the kids are wearing Clinton masks and using cigars.
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Teapartiers don’t use dildoes. They keep chipping their tooth.
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And yet-- here you are.
Still have all appendages?
In working order? 
jw1
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#BOOM!
jw1
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But, but, but if I lock my gun up it will delay my response to a home invader.
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