He brought pictures of toxic waste sites that will no longer be cleaned up, dead fish floating down polluted streams, young and old people dying of lung disease…
And pictures of corporate titans shopping for new yachts and airplanes, and lobbyists handing out $100,000 checks to Republicans in Congress, and incorporation documents for Trump 2020 PACs.
And Trump saw that it was good.
And the Republican’s sit back and watch. They don’t do anything, they just watch this travesty continue to unfold and pick up speed, while the rest of the world laughs…
Come on Trump, dump Pruitt! I need to keep my Fired by Friday streak going.
Scotty, when even FUX News makes you look like a complete and blithering idiot, it’s time to flee the swamp.
Fire Pruitt? Hell no, Jail Him!!!
Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!
In fact, Lock them both up!
Time for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch…
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals … Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
King Arthur: Right. One… two… five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.
“The president feels that the administrator has done a good job at EPA,” she added. “He’s restored it back to its original purpose of protecting the environment. It’s gotten unnecessary regulations out of the way.”
WTF???
Seriously!!!
WTF???
Heckuva job, Scotty!!
President Trump today fired 5,000 Americans from jobs in the White House.
Predictably, the citizens, who had never worked for the President or at the White House, were caught off guard by the move.
The termination notices were sent out by email from the official White House account, and the recipients were randomly selected by a computer program.
According to Chief of Staff John Kelly, the firings were a strategic, preemptive move to stop a larger problem.
“President Trump has gotten a bit out of control with firing and/or politely suggesting that certain members of the White House staff resign,” Kelly explained with a heavy sigh to the White House Press Corps. “The few of us still remaining thought that maybe if the President just got the firings out of his system all at once, he might finally be able to move on to more pressing matters.”
More pressing matters such as tweeting typo riddled insults, or thinly veiled threats aimed at foreign leaders?
Or more pressing matters like sleeping with porn stars and forcing his staff to sign non-disclosure agreements?
“More pressing matters like running this nation and making America great again,” Kelly clarified, and then hung his head like an exhausted substitute teacher who has come to terms with the fact that he has totally lost control of his classroom.
Rumor has it that Trump is not even aware of the fact that he is President of the United States, but rather, thinks he is producing and starring in a season of Celebrity Apprentice: White House Edition.
To that end, the mass firings could have been explained to Trump as a promotional tie in to help boost the show’s ratings.
Another theory is that General Kelly and other staffers have told the President that this season of Celebrity Apprentice is taking on elements of Survivor and Big Brother in a quest to make it the highest rated reality television show of all time.
Whatever the reason, thousands of Americans were terminated today from White House jobs they never even held.
Hey, this is really turning into a good Friday
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With that in mind, Kelly continued: “Since these people were never employees of the White House or the Trump administration, they will not be eligible for unemployment benefits. However, because this is still a free country, at least for the time being, they can make the rounds of all the talk shows and tell the world what it was like to be fired by President Trump.”
General Kelly’s lame attempt at humor was not well received by the Press Corps.
With today’s firing of 5,000 people, the grand total of White House employees who have either quit or been fired by President Trump now sits at just under 25,000.
That’s a pretty big number for a little more than one year in office.
Will any more random citizens be fired? How much longer will John Kelly remain as Chief of Staff? Tune in to the next exciting installment of Celebrity Apprentice: White House Edition to find out.
And if you don’t tune in, you’ll be fired!
Did Pruitt ask to borrow Air Force 2 for the ride back to Dulles?
iDiJiT still burns at the memory of being insulted at White House Correspondents Dinner and will be washing his hairs instead, (because “media so bad and so fake”) for the second year in a row instead of attending like every other president. That’s the good news. Bad news is Ma Hamhock will be attending in his place. Pa’s written some jokes for her.
The jobs president…
Little did his base of 30% or so know what they were in for.
Mr. Swamp and Mr. Swampier discuss the swamp.
Embattled Environmental Protection Agency administrator Scott Pruitt met with President Donald Trump on Friday to lay out his case for why he should remain in his post amid a stream of questions about his ethical standing.
Can’t Chiselin’ Trump leave at least the Oval Office free from streams?