- Implement horrible policies
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Trump EPA Administrator: “We live in a very toxic environment…"
Irony isn’t just dead; it’s been beaten to death with baseball bats and buried in the end zone of Giants Stadium.
Pruitt uses the EPA to create what he agrees is a “toxic environment,” and thinks first class travel to escape it is the answer.
Par for the course.
How exactly are you safer in first class?
Well, isn’t this just the specialest of snowflakes…
Yeah, Pruitt is a threat to our health and safety.
So he’s threatened?
Calling Dr. Freud…
Is Pruitt just being paranoid, or is it that his policies and practices at the EPA are so thoroughly repugnant that he has every reason to fear for his life? In my opinion as a taxpayer, I say make him fly in economy on the least expensive airlines available.
Get a big-ass crate and travel with the dogs in cargo then, you fucking coward.
Except he’s afraid of being poisoned by the air or water.
Good grief. Did they laugh out loud at him?
No, I don’t want any dogs exposed to him.
His knees are safe from brushing against the seat in front of him. He is also spared the danger of interacting with the unwashed masses.
Save your money Scott. You’re going to need it for a legal defense because you are engaged in actual criminal corruption and abuse of office and you’re going to jail as soon as Democrats take power. It’s going to be a scandal of earthquake sized proportions. Which you should be familiar with. Since Oklahoma is being geologically hollowed out by a bunch of oil orcs fracking every square inch of it.
To be fair, I hear he’s mostly flying to OK to stoke senate hopes. Some of those okies can be pretty rough.
Feels tougher after a few drinks maybe?
Yes, I’m sure a would-be assassin would be thwarted by that first class curtain partition or be intimidated by the sight of a luxury hotel. Are the American people so stupid as to believe this is the reason for his gold plated travel arrangements?
So, yeah, there’s one way to put this guy out of his misery…
He can resign immediately if he’s so afraid for his life.
Fine, let him walk where he wants to go, the useless waste of space, and the dogs can bark at him as he passes.
Too bad he can’t stay in his safe place. That would be a thousand feet underground in a soot-blackened coal mine that he loves so much.
I would say irony is alive and well…
It has simply come to pass that perhaps the simplest way to identify a Republican is by their inability to perceive it.