was he counting on Kid Shelleen to help his escape?
I’ll just bet he had one hell of a master plan!
Caught with a hacksaw blade = I was practicing metal craft.
Caught with a glass cutter = I was practicing making a stained glass window.
Caught with raisins and sugar = I was practicing (hic) chemistry.
Caught with a cell phone = I was practicing Pokemon Go.
Caught with a chainsaw = I was practicing ice sculpture.
Caught with a shiv = I was practicing saddle making.
This is funny, and I almost believe Bundy, because the Multnomah county jail is something like 20 stories tall. The sheets would be more useful as a parachute. Plus the police headquarters is in the basement, and the US Marshals and FBI are next door.
Atta boy, Ryan!
Totally lacking in any self awareness or sense of irony, Ryan Bundy says the Government charges are “self serving.”