Hard to believe that USAO-SDNY weren’t prepared for this little move. Sounds like Cohen/Trump are down to using hail mary moves like Manafort.
Busted!
Look on the bright side, Michael. They chose not to pursue the body-cavity search option.
The G-men have done their homework.
Hit the G-Spot, have they?
He definitely is having a bad day.
I’m sure his refusing to hand over and destroying evidence was a cry for help:
“Please raid my places of business as soon as possible, so I may finally escape from this masochistic thrall to my Great Orange Master!”
♬ Some things in court are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When Judge drains your face of color
Don’t get locked up, talk to Mueller
And this’ll help things turn out for the best… ♬
♬ And…always look on the bright side of life…
Always look on the light side of life… ♬
No body cavity search. However, It does seem to look like he had a very lengthy probe…which is nice.
"Cohen has been under grand jury investigation for months…as part of the investigation they had obtained previously covert search warrants for multiple Cohen email accounts…prosecutors said that those emails had already been sorted out by a Filter Team."
“Mikey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?”
This is fun!
Cohen is in fact performing little to no legal work, and that zero emails were exchanged with President Trump
Fuggetaboubtit. You stand around outside the BingaBangaBoom with your hand cupped over your mouth. Dat’s commicatin’.
He was not there. The Judge ordered that he be present for the Monday hearing.
In a footnote, prosectors even cited Trump’s own words to suggest that Cohen’s communications about Stormy Daniels — an ex-porn star who Cohen paid off to keep her quiet about an alleged one-night stand with Trump — should not be treated as privileged.
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa. Was just telling this to the wife yesterday. Can’t claim privilege if your client says he knew nothing.
There should be a helluva Twitterstorm this weekend, after Dotard’s really bad, incredibly awful Friday the 13th.
Can anyone around DC pick up a couple black cats and release them on the Oval Trailer grounds yet today?
1 big thing: Trump’s distractions won’t go away
You have got to be kidding me. Someone really needs to take all of Trump’s phones away.
Shady fraud!
This is great coverage and I’m reading it addictively. I hate to be that guy, but there are some persistent misspellings cropping up on the site. This article misspells “prosecutors” twice, and I have seen the word “separate” misspelled in multiple articles, including this one, today. Remember, there’s “a rat” in “separate”!