Discussion: Priebus Says There Are No 'Problems In The West Wing' And Everything Is 'Great'

Obligatory.

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At least Baghdad Bob told the truth when he said there were no WMDs in Iraq.

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If ignorance is bliss, then Rinse Penis is the happiest person in the universe…

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If the SDI (starwars) engineers could build a bubble like this, it would make it almost possible.

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You say not chaotic.

But my eyes see numerous unfilled cabinet/subcabinet positions, a VP lied to and out of the loop, EOs issued where the principal Secretaries involved are unaware of the content until they hear it on tv, a travel ban EO that’s been effectively neutered, an NSC official forced to resign, a counselor to the President forced to undergo “counseling” herself, an open air viewing of classified information at Mar-a-lago, and that’s just for starters.

*Edited to correct NSA to NSC official

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“The two joked about giving each other back rubs and falling asleep on the phone.”
I think I can safely speak for others and say, “Eewwwh”.

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He doth protest too much.

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“…joint interview with New York Magazine earlier in February where the two joked about giving each other back rubs and falling asleep on the phone.”

OMG, I just saw this now.

What in the fucking fuck? There’s a gay phone porn ring in the White House now?

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Was he blinking in morse code? ‘Help Me’… ? Or was he just his usual oily, lyin’ wormy self?

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Back rubs definitely raise a few eyebrows, but falling asleep while on the phone is something only lovers do.

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I’m sure it was all just very latent…

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The mental picture of that makes me shudder. At least we’ve found a non-medical antidote for the side effects of Viagra and Cialis.

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Plus, they all enjoy Kelly Conway’s full confidence in the president’s full confidence. Or something.

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Or this…

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"The truth is, is that we don’t have problems in the West Wing. I mean,
you read about all these stories of I don’t get along with Bannon, and
this one says — actually, we’ve really gelled as a team

So that were the “well oiled” part comes in…

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And the “drill baby drill” mantra…

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“When you’re explaining you’re losing.”

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There really, really should be a button for things that are too ridiculous to bother actually responding. It’s going to come in more and more handy.

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