Aw, Rince, you’ve been at the Koolaid again, I see.
How does Douchey McDoucheypants figure that Americans are going to suddenly forget the literally thousands of bullshit racist and bigoted statements that Hillary’s Opponent has made up to this point?
Oh, he went “measured” – so it’s OK Luther and Lurla-Mae, you can vote for him now…
BULLSHIT!
Latinos: Sure, we will no longer be rapists.
Muslims: By labor day, we will be able to practice our religion without any persecution from Republicans.
BLM: By labor day, we will all join White Lives Matter.
GOP: No you fools, we will simply suppress your vote, we don’t really like you; we never will.
Says the sniveling little weasel who spends too much time watching Faux nooze.
No Reince he will stick has size 12’s in his mouth again.
What part of un-electable don’t you get
Seriously Rinse, you need help. There are many excellent mental facilities around the country, some even accept Obamacare.
He’s been pouring the Koolaid on his cornflakes, but that doesn’t help either.
To paraphrase Ann Richards, “Poor Wrenched. He can’t help it. He was born with a silver Koch in his mouth.”
“Measured” is the new “pivot.”
Alas for Priebus, it’s just another layer of makeup on an old pig
Well, there you have it - Hillary just added another 5points.
Is it just my imagination, or is Rinse looking a little grater than he did last fall?
When Trump supporters say this stuff, I’m honestly never sure if they’re just putting on a brave face or if they actually believe this is going to happen.
But political professionals, like Priebus, should know better than to make obviously absurd predictions, even if they’re trying to rally the rank-and-file.
“It’s going to be important for us and for Donald Trump to continue down this measured path that he’s on and if he does that, I think he’s going to be tied or ahead at or just after Labor Day pass the third grade,” Priebus said, according to The Hill.
I dunno…
judging from the proportions on the life size orange statue of Cheeto Donnie he’s going to come up short in at least one place…
If a frog had wings, he wouldn’t break his balls jumping over rocks.
The key assumption here is that a crazy person can refrain from talking like a crazy person for two solid weeks. No medication, no therapy, no inner motivation. With a 14-month history of being in this situation and failing to repress the crazy for more than a day or two.
I’m thinking it isn’t gonna happen. Call me crazy, but that’s what I think. I don’t think the conclusion is true either but let’s cross that bridge when we come to it.
Well, I love the new teleprompter Trump. If he can keep it going without slipping for 2 weeks, I may change MY vote!
Like Prince Riebus’ chances of retaining his job, Trump catching up with HRC anytime, let alone by Labor Day (5 days from now) just ain’t happening.
As long as these clowns remain this clueless about the state of the race, they will remain equally clueless about how to fix it.
“prepared, mature comments on the campaign trail,”
Priebus does not do his party any favors by emphatically stating something that is obviously not correct. No serious observer would conclude that Trump’s comments are mature (crooked Hillary, right wing talking points about the Clinton Foundation, Pay-to-Play, all blacks live in poverty, black Americans have not benefited from Democratic party policies, Clinton should not even be allowed to run, Clinton is ill, Clinton’s lawyers should be in jail… and the list goes on). Oh, and delivering a truck load of Play Doh to South Louisiana fro a photo op - WOW.
Side challenge: If you can not think about elephants for two weeks, just put them out of your mind, I’ll change my vote too. 
That was PLAY-DOH? To flood victims???
Why not buy some KFC?