Discussion: Polls close in Alabama Senate primaries

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Polls close in Alabama Senate primaries Polls close in Alabama Senate primaries Back to article
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Sad day when these nutjobs are saner than the President of the United States.

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You took the words right out of my mouth! Now THAT’S sad!

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It’s Roy Moore, a theocratic grifter, versus Mo Brooks, a US Rep who is listed as inactive on the voter rolls. Whoever wins, Alabama loses.

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Lived there for three years on our way back to NY from FL. Craziest mix of people I ever came across. Long story and no, don’t ask why, I can’t even explain it to myself. . You know, like waking up in the wrong bed in the wrong town, next to a double bagger. It’s the best I can offer.

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Very early (5pct of precincts)
–Strange 37pct
–Moore 29
–Brooks 19

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And then there’s this:

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i really want a Moore vs. Brooks runoff, because of one important reason: if it happens, tomorrow morning’s Trump tweet attack on McConnell will be vanglorious.

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I was just looking at this story, and the whale in the orange “Barack Obama is to blame” shirt is mighty impressive. Wonder if it glows at night.

@inversion trumppee has to be careful how he treads vis a vis McConnell because of the wife. But we know him too well by now. He’ll spew and wipe it up later.

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Unfortunately it looks like Alabama wasn’t ready for Brooks/#TeamDirewolf.

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Thanks for that link. After reading it, though, I think I am going to be sick. GD, I hate Fox “News”, Alex Jones, WND, Tush Limpball, Steve Bannon, SSteve Miller, BrickShiit, et. al. – and Vladimir Donald Trump Putin. If there really were a hell …

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Moore is now up 10pts. with 44% in.

Does it matter? You can choose between the candidate endorsed by McConnell and Trump; the candidate who says sharia law has taken over the US already; and the candidate who refused to follow the constitution and was removed from office. And one of them is the prohibitive favorite to be the next US Senator from Alabama.

I didn´t think it was possible for the US Senate Rs to be appreciably more foul and stupid, but here we are.

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Ideal scenario is most likely: Moore wins plurality but not majority, McConnell spends out the ass to help Strange in the runoff.

(The direwolf should have won. What a cute pooch.)

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Its seriously worse than Idiocracy… At least in that “reality” we’d all be too stupid to understand the sad State of things.

Our reality is to witness the shitstorm, understand it, and endure.

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All they need to do is ask all three of them which one of them Jeeeeeezus! promised the position to.

None would dare lie about such a thing. And think of all the money savings!

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Evan Rosenfeld‏Verified account @Evan_Rosenfeld

BREAKING: Sen. Luther Strange, former Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore head to GOP primary runoff for Senate seat. via @AP

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I didn’t think it was possible that Sessions’ replacement could be so head and shoulders worse than the elf himself.

Yet here we are.

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That poor beautiful dog has to live with nut jobs in Alabama. Sad!

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