Discussion: Politico: Spicer Cracks Down On Leaks, Puts Staff Through 'Phone Check'

He’s a regular Deputy Dog. And he’ll find his culprit, because, fortunately, absolutely no one has a second phone. No one. Nobody in the world. Ever. And no one working in the WH Press Office would EVER have anticipated that Sean would do phone check and have a burner phone at home. That just wouldn’t happen.

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Those leaks thus far mean quite a few kids in the WH are already questioning their parents. And many of us know (often first-hand) what will happen when the parents resort to punitive, coercive power to control such rebellious yet thinking kids.

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Oh come on Spiceboy, just do like they do at the TSA when you check onto your flight…full body imaging scanners at all the entrances to the White House and make them pass through them twice on Sunday. Trump is sure to get a rise out of that one, literally…especially when Kellyanne ConArtist passes through…

Oh shit, I shouldn’t give them ideas. They’d have never thought of that on their own.

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When Trump* stops being a useful rent-boy for Putin, there’s a chance. Look for it on “Russia’s Funniest Videos.”

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That’s good.

ROFLMAO!!! Ya can’t make this stuff up!

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@blugrass:

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Our son was one of those.
My grandson’s gonna be one of those rebellious kids. Smart and bored with the 2nd grade. He’s into phones and hardcore math at 8 yrs old. Loves to take stuff apart to see how it all works

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Wasn’t this a scene in Boyhood? With a slightly more sympathetic character demanding the phones.

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That makes sense in a strange way. The FBI apparently is aware that there is a Russian agent in the White House close to PeePee. They aren’t saying who it is.

So the agent talks to Russia, Russia Today airs the leak. Makes sense.

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Good resemblance! Spicer just needs a black vest and a tin star.

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If I went thru one of those scanners the metal holding my joints together might give 'em pause…

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I’m pretty sure the Russians bugged the place a long time ago. Check the grandfather clock too in the hallway Sean. It might have a magic eye behind the big hand.

Oh FFS, the big hand is the one that tells the minutes Sean, not the other one. That’s the little hand. That tells the hour.

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Um, it was intended as parody… but with this administration what’s parody one moment turns out to be the truth in the next!

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You get a pass on that don’t you when you have stuff like that in you? Or is it the magic metal wand where you have to have documentation?

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Spicer warned those present that there would be “more problems” if news of the meeting and “phone check” was leaked to the press.

Annnnnd they leaked it.

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I’m sure you’re right.

@bluegrass - ha! I really can’t tell when it’s parody or real with this bunch.

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See: Trump’s Razor.

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Haha…teehee. This keeps getting better everyday. These numbskulls don’t know if they’re coming or going…but, I so hope they’re going, going, gone. Most of the time they act like they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing…and it shows. Why announce this in the first place? Geez. Such a clandestine bunch of idiots.

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