Discussion: Politician Kirby Delauter Finally Gives Reporters Permission To Use His Name

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It’s highly commendable, Kirby, to admit that you were wrong. Next step is to admit that you’re a fucking idiot. You can do it!

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I thought I had something to add here, but Matt has it covered. Carry on!

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“Of course, as I am an elected official, the Frederick News-Post has the right to use my name in any article related to the running of the county – that comes with the job,” he continued.

Still not quite clear tho, is he? I think they can use his name on any damn article they want, subject matter be damned.

And now they shouldn’t use his name ever again, jsut refer to him cryptically as the Councilman who doesn’t understand a free press, etc etc etc.

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MattinPA pretty much nailed it!

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Hmmmm…what’s the lesson here?

Ridicule–big hilarious ridicule—makes the Kochroaches scuttle for cover.

Democrats in DC? Take notice, PLEASE.

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Politician Kirby Delauter Finally Gives Reporters Permission To Use His Name

Thereby officially ending his 15 minutes of fame.

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Well at least he took the first baby step towards the learning curve. On to 1st grade. woo woo !!!

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Even the most pathetically ignorant can’t stay stupid forever.

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You sure about that? Because I’m not! :wink:

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lol I beg to differ.

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He finally figured it out after his attorney laughed at him when he demanded a lawsuit, I bet.

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Heard of Louie Gohmert?

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Somebody should tell Kkkirby the kkkrapwad that we can use his name anytime in any kkkontext we want for life!

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Now maybe he can apologise for the other ways he’s been an asshole:

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“Politician Kirby Delauter…” Politician? Politician? POLITICIAN? This guy is a politician like Chris Christie is a runway model.

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Kirby who? Why would anyone want to write about him?

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"So yes, my statement to the Frederick News-Post regarding the use of my
name was wrong and inappropriate. I’m not afraid to admit when I’m
wrong.

And f*%k you for calling me out on it. "

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You don’t have to give us that permission, Kirby.

WE’RE GOING TO TAKE IT FROM YOU.

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Hey Kirby Delauter, I’ll wipe my ass with your name if I feel like it.