Discussion: Police Weigh In On Palin Family Brawl: Name-Calling, Elusive Videos & Heavy Intoxication

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My god, does the fact that this sordid tale makes me happy make me white trash too?

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One martini, two martini, three martini, FLOOR!

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All of the hours of reality garbage that the Palins have televised and this is the one event that I truly would tune in to watch.

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I"m waiting for the HBO movie…

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Not at all. You’re just happy to see the universe mete out justice to the sinners, and you’re extra happy to see that the universe has a fantastic sense of humor.

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OK but what do the Palins REALLY drink? I’m going with Gentleman Jack

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Man. If Palin had gotten into the White House, this trash would have set up a meth lab in the basement.

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Family Values America can believe in.

Pretty funny that they all got in their stretch Clown Car…er… HummerLimo and left.

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This family could have been, literally, a heartbeat away from running the show. Fucking. Terrifying.

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Oh come on, not a single cell phone video??? I’m disappointed.

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I’m embarrassed that I actually read that…and liked it. For some strange reason, I now have the “Cops” theme going through my head. I’ll bet you do as well. Come on, sing it with me… “Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do…”

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Somehow I get the feeling there is a video, but it hasn’t been published, yet.

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Someone there named a woman who filmed it. I’ll bet she’s shopping around for the highest bidder.

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[“BRISTOL said someone … then pulled her around on the grass by her feet.”]
Hell, who hasn’t done that? I thought that was foreplay where she was involved, that and yelling her mating call to all the boys, “I’m soooooo’ drunk.”

BTW: Is that “grass tug” the lil’ Tundra Tartelette got the Alaskan Reverse Wheelbarrowgirl?

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Yet the only dirt was on her knees. Interesting.

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Nooo! This is, like, all kinds of frackin’ awesomeness. I’ma get some wine coolers and read this over and over all night.
rotfl

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Shit, if that’s the case, I’m white trash too!

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“Small Coke in a Big Gulp cup, waiter. I need room”

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As an aside: Somewhere, in some distant region of Alaska, Levi Johnston looks heavenward and gives thanks and counts his blessings.

Wheeeeeew…Close call there lil’ buckaroo!

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