High fives all around at NRA headquarters!
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Montana, Wyoming, and the Dakota Twins really need to pick up the slack.
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That is what happens when you take the word of 18th century tobacco farmers as infallible.
I guess it is better than taking the word of 1st century goat farmers as infallible though.
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They both just left a class where the teacher finished his 50th harangue of the year about the evils of homosexuality and lesbianism.
āWe all know whoās going to hell in this class, donāt we students?ā
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Well, we know that they thought the first amendment didnāt preclude putting people in jail for badmouthing the current president or members of congress (read up on the Alien and Sedition Act). So Iām pretty sure they had an interpretation of the 2nd that didnāt involve insurrection being OK.
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āIsolatedā ā āseparate from othersāā¦ āhappening just onceā (Merriam-Webster)
Glendale, AZ police have also concluded there may in fact be a forest of tens of thousands of gun deaths surrounding this tree, but we are but a tiny police force that can see only this one tree. Only Congress can see and address the forestā¦ if only the NRA would remove the congressional blinders.
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Freedom!!! USA! USA!
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More murdered young women. Great.
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Which of course exactly tracks the population density in the USA.
Texas and Florida will be blue states soon!
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The enemy that is killing your kids is called the NRA, not ISIS.
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Thatās not true because exceptionalism!
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Hmmā¦I hear New Mexico is nice.
What amazes me is that all these folks with guns seem to really think they could overthrow the government just be cause they have a few guns.
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One of the saddest things about Americaās gun mania is that it makes guns so available to teenagers who want to commit suicide. It breaks my heart. Itās not like it breaks my heart any less when a gun isnāt used, but I think more thought has to go into structuring a death when there isnāt a deadly weapon in front of you.
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NRA: At least the gun was found and is safe.
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Another proud moment brought to you by the NRA.
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They girls probably deserved it.
Thatās how guns work, right?
Police found two 15-year-old female sophomores lying next to each other on campus each dead of a single gunshot wound, said Breeden. A weapon was found next to them.
Detectives are still processing the scene but are not looking for any other suspects or persons of interest.
Man thats tragicā¦
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Jesus was calling home Gertrude and Myrtle from Bayview Nursing Home. Cell tower coverage is spotty in that area, went to the wrong location.