They couldn’t just wing him?
Have to fill dead column inches.
A chicken wing festival? People celebrate the fact that chickens have wings? Why?
“It’s Reno, Jake.”
So was the chicken wing festival a gun free zone or a no fly zone?
ISIS or local drunk? Film at 11:00. Between now and then we have a loop of chickens crossing the road and wall to wall interviews with America’s leading terrorism experts ™.
At first, I thought, from reading just the headline, that the man was shot for interfering with chicken wing consumption.
And, um, that made sense to me. Do not get between a man and his chicken wing! From the proliferation of buffalo wing restaurants throughout the country, I dare say I’m not the only one.
Colonel Sanders has been moved to a safe location.
Obviously the perp was a chicken who became enraged at that Chick-fil-a ad campaign featuring Holstein cows holding up "Eat more chikin’ "signs
I’ve already seen that Reno 911 episode.
…although in the Bachmann household, nothing replaces a good corn dog! Yum! Yum!
(*Just look at Marcus pretending he couldn’t deep throat that bad puppy! Priceless…and dainty.)
Or it could be:
Man With Health Issue Loses Control Of Car
Police, acting as medical first responders, put him out of his misery.