Discussion: Police: Former Navy SEAL Lied About Being Shot By Three Black Men

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So what did the black men do to Heben, if they didn’t shoot him?

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I wasn’t aware that “sprinkling crack” was an effective COIN tactic.

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From reviewing the guy’s Facebook timeline, he’s a RWNJ as well.

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Most of them are. Apparently you have to be tough to be a seal but you don’t have to be too smart

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Surprised?

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I guess just imagining your a victim isn’t good enough for some RWNJ.

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At least he didn’t scribble a backwards “B” on his face.

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Come on! This guy is a facebook legend! I don’t know how many times I saw this dude’s picture in a hospital bed, giving a thumbs up, after he plugged his own gutshot wound and pursued his [black/al quaeda/Obamathug] perpetrators. Seal Tough!

Next thing you know, we will find out that there was no “Dry Run”…

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They “shot him” by walking down the street with a bag of skittles and completely ignoring him (like everyone else.)
He so feared for his life (ego) he tried to draw one of his 12 guns from his waistband and promptly shot himself in the stomach.
Then he lied about it to the police so he could write a book and make big money rather than face the fact that he is a lying loser that no one cares about.

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Sounds like he should also be charged with a hate crime.

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This is pretty weird. Apparently Chris has a brother, Thomas, who spent years claiming he was a Green Beret Special Forces member. It turns out, it was a fabrication. I guess is runs in the family:

http://guardianofvalor.com/thomas-joseph-heben-phony-special-forces-living-brothers-shadow/

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Sounds like the big bad ex-seal had to cover up an accidental shooting with a wild heroic story involving scary black men. I mean his bros would call him an idiot if he admitted he shot himself as he stuck his gun in his belt.

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Reminds me of the shooting on the Charles River bridge in Boston years ago, where the man killed his wife and blamed it on blacks: or the South Carolina case when the mother of two kids drove her car into a pond and blamed the deaths on blacks. This use to be a good standby before technology. The police would gather the usual suspects, cracks some heads and obtain a confession.

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White guy trying to make cops look stupid: misdemeanor.
Black guy actually making cops look stupid: assassination on the spot.

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Two words:

“Lying m’fer”.

Look at some of the comments. He’s had convictions for forging prescriptions. His story is so pat and you can look at his face and tell he’s lying through his teeth

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Of course - blame it on the black guy. How convenient. Two men who were teenagers were released from prison in NC the other day after DNA showed they didn’t rape or kill the little girl.

WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE!!!

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He meant it figuratively. “Three black men” is a thing.

My new band name is Three Black Men.

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Too careless to be trusted with a gun (not exactly an exclusive club).
Too much of a coward to own his mistakes.
And a racist, lying criminal on top of it.

A real poster child for the NRA.

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Hummmm, a gun-toting messianic megalomaniac with his own protein powder…What could go wrong?

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