So he’s an Originalist as well as a Strict Constructionist.
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Vindicated - or at least raised up a semi-notch along with GWB. Who says this admin isn’t helping folks
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Pence confused it with a Trump supporting woman whose T-Shirt said “Touch Me Down Here.”
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Either he’s very stupid, or he does not think the rules apply to him like his boss believes.
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Critical space flight hardware let him do it because he’s famous.
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Maybe he’s protecting space equipment from a concentrated Satanic attack from doubters and haters.
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When you’re Vice-President, they let you touch their personal space equipment…
The Pence version of the Trump ethos.
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NASA promotes fake science global warming so naturally the engineering and science underlying the “do not touch” sign is fake as well.
Go for it, Mike! Cop a feel!
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“so too we will rise to meet the new challenges that lie ahead”
Going to Mars? These dimwits couldn’t pull off a fireworks display in the back yard without losing an eye and a couple of fingers, maiming several onlookers, and setting the house on fire.
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How is it Pence’s wife is nowhere to be seen? Did Pence break free of his leash?
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How is it Pence’s wife is nowhere to be seen? Did Pence break free of his leash?
She’s keeping a careful watch on that cheap whore Mrs. Butterworth back home.
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One day Mike Pence’s microbes will give rise to a race of space humanoids with a conspicuous lack of judgement or conscience.
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I don’t know. Shrubya is still pretty stoked.
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”You know I’m automatically attracted to high tech — I just start touching it. It’s like a magnet. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it! You can do anything! Grab 'em by the critical space-flight hardware. You can do anything!”
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It would have made SO MUCH more sense for Pence to make references to NASA’s working with Space X
Pence thinks Space X is a sci-fi porn site.
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Normally “boots” refers to military presence, so I agree this is a disconcerting turn of phrase…but for different reasons…
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OT: Once again Der Spiegel nails it.
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Nah … They’re literate …
but when you add the amount of arrogance these wits contain …
regular behavior no longer applies ----
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Laws and rules are for everyone else to follow.
It’s why Republicans are going to give themselves a waiver from all the provisions of their health care bill.
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Isn’t it ironic that we have both a preznit and vice-preznit that can’t read ?? … and we thought Dan Quayle was a dummy !!
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