Discussion: Pence Touches Space Hardware Labeled ‘Do Not Touch’ During NASA Trip

Pence keeps on getting Cokes delivered to him when he sneaks into the Oval Office. He has yet to connect the Cokes with pressing the red button which he does reflexively, imagining dropping nukes on Trump Tower and Mar a Lago

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Pence has “orb envy”

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Human beings are now just “boots.”

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It really is discomforting to find out both the Pr*sident and the Vice-President lack basic reading skills. It was bad enough when I thought it was just the one.

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There goes the lamestream media assuming Mike Pence has the mental horsepower for reading.

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This has been out for quite a while now. The lack of any “hey, NASA said I could” response from Pence or NASA is conspicuous.

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Vice President Mike Pence was photographed touching space equipment clearly labeled “Do Not Touch.”

The happiest man in the world at this moment is Dan Quayle.

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Hey, give the poor guy a break. “Do” and “not” and “touch” are pretty big words for a guy who just learned how to color inside the lines.
Maybe there was an unescorted single woman in the room who threw him off his game.

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Pence looked left. Then right. Mother wasn’t anywhere around. He smiled to himself. He would touch

That’s so flawless.

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I am sure they marked it “do not touch” for a reason. Even if he didn’t break it the part probably needs to be sanitized after Pence. How much is this stunt going to cost the American taxpayer.

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he said would include a return to the moon and “American boots on the face of Mars.”


I'll sign up if Denise Richards is going. 

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"Don’t touch that lever! You’ll blow us all to atoms!!!" - Favorite cheesy warning from sic-fi and horror films. Especially useful for “I’m Almost Still A Virgin Because I Only Had Sex As Many Times As I Have Children” Pence.

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There are so many scientific geniuses at NASA. I wish one of them could explain why all Republicans look like they’ve been constipated since the age of three.

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Indiana hand surgeons go boat shopping when they get wind of Pence buying a pit bull.

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Pence Touches Space Hardware Labeled ‘Do Not Touch’ During NASA Trip

Grounds for impeachment, for sure.

What’s with the quotation marks around DO NOT TOUCH? Sometimes you see a sign by the roadside that says:

“Apples” for sale

and you want to stop and ask, “Well, are they apples or aren’t they?”

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Mike Pence is the only man in America who can go into a room and actually be whiter than the acoustical ceiling panels.

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Pottery Barn rule.

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he’s a space cowboy!

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