Pence is dreaming of an Ark.
God told him he could board without Trump.
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At least Pence will have the good sense not to throw paper towels, playdoh or autographed Bibles at the victimsā¦
Maybe this time Mother and Pence will bring a bundt cake. Thatāll show how deep their concern goes.
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Pence surveys sandbag denial coordinates for Nebraska Democratic campaign offices.
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Mother is coming along. She read the news flash about the flood being āof biblical proportionsā and got on the phone to her ark-building cousins down there in Nebraska. The hoomins have to go in two-by-two just like the other critters.
You know, itās not that far a stretch.
On a related note, I hope Pence spends some time explaining how this disaster is Godās will.
(The flooding, I mean ā but if he also wants to shed some light on the outcome of the 2016 election, Iād be grateful.)