So much more winning! Pence lying! Bannon busted down! Repeal 2.0 busted down! Time to buy Powerball!
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Itās not exactly a promotion either, Mr. Vice President.
Sadly, :Pence you are as big a liar as your boss, the Asshole-elect.
Good to know that the carpet still matches the drapes, I was concerned.
Itās never a demotion in the federal government or any other large organization when an important portfolio like this is taken away from you. Itās a loving expression of your superiorsā hope that by freeing up your time youāll be able to spend more of it with your family because thatās important too.
Pence said it isnāt a demotion.
Ergo, it is a demotion.
Now heāll have more time to spend with his family: Tanqueray, Gilbey and Beefeater.
So, is it just a coincidence that Steve Bannon was fired from the NSC on the same day that Barry Manlow came out as gay? Surely not. I think a Congressional inquiry is called for.
Why of course it isnāt!
They just had to clear a space for little Ricky Perry to have a seat at the table, becuz he has the Nukes after all.
Perry, Haley added to National Security Council principals committee
and Iām the Duke of Earl
I remember the first time I was ākicked upstairs.ā Good times.
I hope someone asks why Bannon was supposed to āKeep an eye on Flynnāā¦
Sounds like kinda a Commissar position from the Soviets, keeping the officers in lineā¦
Itās an āalternativeā promotion. Itās the hottest thing in DC right nowā¦
He keeps losing his words in that interview. ā¦ inā¦ inā¦ in Finding it hard to express/explain this Mike? Isnāt it quaint that one as Pious as you have to break a Commandment (bearing false witness) every time you talk to the press? How is that bargain with the devil going for you?
Oh, and we donāt miss you in Indiana.
āVice President Mike Pence said in an interview Wednesday that White House chief strategist Steve Bannon is a āvery highly valuedā staffer whose removal from the National Security Council was not a demotion.ā
Pence has promoted him to Special Envoy for the Jewish/Palestinian Conflict in Nicaragua.
Youāve got it all wrong! The phrase ārelieved of your dutiesā almost always means that youāre moving up, up, up the ladder!
At least we donāt have to worry about Perry doing the nuke launch count-down. Heād get stuck at ā3ā.
Powerball is only at $40M, you may want to wait until Rince and Repeat is committed.
Hey, at $40 million, Iād still be way wealthier than Hair Furorā¦
Pence mimics Reagan. Trust me because I say itās so.
Go to hell.