Great! Because we all know that you are neck deep in this mess.
As a person who is one heartbeat, indictment, impeachment hearing, or discussion of capacity away from the Presidency, I’m sure he’s very willing to talk to Mueller, special House committees, or Russian assasins about anything they want to discuss.
He’ll be glad to tell Mueller absolutely anything he wants to know. About Trump. About his own involvement, not so much.
The way this guy wraps himself up in the Shroud of Turin while throwing Trump under the bus…betrayal has never been so pious.
BINGO!
“At least I can hold myself to a consistent lie”, the Vice President added. “Just ask Mother about our marriage!”
The only reason why Robert Mueller would want to sit down with your sorry, pasty-white ass, Mikey, is if he already knows that you are guilty of a crime being investigated by the special counsel’s office, and has the goods to nail you to the wall if you commit perjury, and use your false statements to have you flip on Donald Trump, and, being the cowardly and ass-saving POS that you are ((and not wanting to disappoint Mother by being unable to stay pure for her in prison), you will flip like Olga Korbut at the 1972 Olympics.
No need to mention he calls his counsel Mother.
He’s putting his patriotism on display. For sure Pence is auditioning for the presidency now.
Pence Says He’d Sit Down For Mueller Interview
He’s just not gonna stand for any shenanigans ! —
Don’t you mean Mother Pence would, Q-Tip?
Everyone knows who wears the testosterone in your family.
Between the Op-Ed and this, it sure looks like a knife destined for the back of one Donald J Trump, aka the Shitgibbon has been unsheathed…
“Besides, I’ve got nothing to hide; tRump did it.”
Did Pence take a vow of celibacy on his wedding day or is he a real card carrying Mother effer?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Make him hold the Holy Bible during the interview.
Being the voice of God ,he will not lie.
“I would be more than willing to continue to provide any and all support in that. And we have outside counsel that will advise me accordingly.”
Ah, there’s the rub. I would love to talk to Mueller, but my lawyers won’t let me. You know…on account of my guilt and everything.
The coup is right on schedule, eh?
- Keep low
- Support Jeff Sessions
- Write Op-ed, dissing boss (make sure to mention 25th Amendment)
- Make sure to appear patriotic
- VOLUNTEER to speak to Mueller (tell the truth about your boss)
- Watch, as both the Senate and House fall to Democratic control
- Lead 25th Amendment campaign to oust boss.
- Put left hand on Bible, as Chief Justice Roberts swears you in…
I know I have probably said this before, but Mike Pence is so white even I can call him a honky.
And I’ll bet the mofo puts mayonnaise on his French fries, too. That’s an impeachable offense right there!