So, Mike, the $130,000 payment was for a huge, bigly McDonaldâs gift certificate?
Yeah, I donât think you can pay someone off to be quiet and then call the allegations baseless. If they were baseless, they could be refuted.
âTheyâre totally baseless allegations, which is why Trumpâs attorney set up a shell LLC to funnel a payment to her secretly, like everyone does with baseless allegations, amiright over here?â Pence continued.
Yeah - itâs always an indication that something is baseless when a porn star gets handed a check for $130,000.
Pence is so fucking stupid -
Pence received no blowback from world leaders because the leaders were talking to Miller and Kelly, since President Trump listens to them.
âIâm just not going to comment on the latest baseless allegations against the president,â Pence said. âMy focus is on serving the presidentâŚâ
âAnd, right now, Iâm serving him best by claiming that the allegations, which I refuse to comment on, are baseless.â
âI know the presidentâs heart . . . and it makes me sick." Thatâs what Pence should have said, but didnât have the balls.
I did not have sexual relations with that womanâŚoh wait you mean DonaldâŚyeah, he probably didâŚ
Pence: Porn Starâs Sexual Encounter With Trump Is A âBaseless Allegationâ.
Iâll take âThe Jesus Bookâ for 200, AlexâŚ
âBeware of false prophets, who come to you in sheepâs clothing, for inwardly they are ravenous wolves." â Matthew 7:15
Liar. At best heâs just plugging his ears and yelling âLa la la⌠I canât hear you.â
Mother? What is porn?
Nothing for you to worry your liitle white head about, Mikey.
Now go back to bed, Mother Pence will protect you.
Hush now, baby, baby, donât you cry
Mamaâs gonna check out all your girlfriends for you
Mama wonât let anyone dirty get through
Mamaâs gonna wait up 'til you get in
Mama will always find out where youâve been
Mammaâs gonna keep baby healthy and clean
Tut tut, Michael. Whatever would Mother say about your nasty lying little mouth?
It needs to be washed out with soap.
Hey, Mike, donât call it âbaseless.â I bet Trumpâs base thinks itâs pretty cool. Even your so-called evangelical friends. Admit it now, Mikey, youâre having some dirty thoughts about it, too - arenât ya?
Mikey is just chomping at the bit for Donnie to be taken out.
He lulls himself to sleep at night humming âHail to the Chiefâ.
âMy focus is on serving the president, advancing the priorities of the administration,
Like we couldnât tellâŚ
This man is seriously frightening. If there ever was a reason for keeping Donnie as president, this guy is IT!
Fundamentalist Pence knows he lies, and therefore is going to hell.
Hey Pence, what was with that $130,000 payment? Was that forOperation Rescue?!
Does it even matter anymore?