That whole campaign is just running off the rails!
Who cares!
See? Ya don’t fuck with Hillary! 
Glad everyone is okay. Our goal is to beat Team Trump in votes on Nov. 9th, not see them injured or dead. Let’s save the snark for another story.
The Trump Campaign finds new ways to step on it’s own potentially favorable news cycle. Less talk about Clinton’s donations more talk about Trump’s plane sliding off the runway. Way to go.
The runway was rigged.
It was Billy Bush’s fault!
How long until Trump blames it on Hillary?
No, I’m not kidding.
nah. it was those darn trump tires.
Killary attempted to murder Pence. Thankfully, she was incompetent and couldn’t get the job done. Her murder count stays at 801.
It should be noted that it’s been cold and rainy all day in New York City. That probably had something to do with the plane sliding on the runway. It could have been a lot worse.
One of the reporters who is embedded with the Pence campaign was on Rachel Maddow tonight. He said that they almost always have very hard landings so this wasn’t a real surprise for them. Pence’s last pilot was fired after it was discovered he tried to run a few people over with his car and his motorcycle. I wonder who Trump got to replace him?
Wait, wait, I know this one—Trump hired the kind of person he always hires, a sycophantic pseudo-tough guy who’s lousy at the job.
That landing was the first time that Pence was ever OK with something being aborted.
First, the good lord made it clear that Cruz was NOT anointed to be POTUS; now, Pence’s plane skids off the runway. Makes you go HMMMMM. Maybe that certain “someone upstairs” is a female and wants HRC to run things for a while. OK by me.
“travelers could smell burning rubber”
but they can’t smell all the bullshit coming from the Trump/Pence campaign. Noseblind?
