The Space Force:
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Breaking News, the word stupid has just filed a defamation suit against Vice President Pence…
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But who can we possibly get to lead the Space Force? Why I can only think of one man:
And he’s got a sweet gig selling insurance in the Quad Cities area! However are we going to get him to leave Bettendorf?
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First recruits?
Shorter Pence: “Ok, defense contractors–start lining up for more cash!”
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“Drat.”
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Dammit Rick! He was next!
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Faced with growing competition and threats from Russia and China,
AP Hack Job
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It’ll be cheap! They can even get uniform decorations at Patchtown!
I’ve been wondering what @steviedee111 looks like - where’d you get the picture?
nailed it
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I don’t know. Skylark Smith is really rocking those silver jodhpurs.
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I can’t wait for the Space Patrol! In Action!
Outstanding! Now we will begin to piss away gigantic amounts of money on another civilian bureaucracy that will do nothing but punch the clock for years to come. You have to give it to these assholes, they would fuck up pre-sweetened Kool-Aid.
Hey, it’s that or funding cyber-security.
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Hopefully the entire cabinet including Trump and Pence get issued red shirts.
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(QTip and Spankee running around the Oval Office)
BEYOOO! BCCK! AH-AH-AH-AH-AH! Gotcha, you Commie space monster!
Nuh-uh! I put out my super-duper space shield and sent your shots off into outer space!
Did not!
Did too!
(together)
MOOOOTHER ?!?!
I see what you did there.
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The original Theme from Star Trek by Alexander Courage was far superior IMHO.
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