I imagine these guys are thinking some kind of Buck Rogers/Star Wars thing. Not in touch with reality. Of course, that’s not a surprise…
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This cannot be real.
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And the Russians and Chinese will be there waiting to greet us.
Maybe 45 or Pence can be sent up to review the troops in a zero G military parade?
Space Wall!!!
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The US Space Farce will be fully powered with Clean American Coal and all Spaceships built only with US steel. Dizzying speeds of up to 15 mph are anticipated. Uniform concepts by Mel Brooks, natch.
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Welp …
Seeing as funding measures must originate in the House …
cart …something something… horse … —
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What an apt comparison! (I think Quayle was a slightly more sympathetic character than Pence)
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Clarence Thomas, Bill Clinton and Dan Quayle had a spelling contest. Quayle won as he was the only contestant who knew “harass” was one word.
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Here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s recruitment ad for the new “space force:” (and thanks to clunkertruck who taught me how to do links like this. One learns a lot from TPM commenters!)
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Make Mikey Pants the first space cadet. Send a Q-Tip where no Q-Tip has gone before.
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donnie’s ear ? ? …
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This. We’ll build a wall in space to stop those brown-skinned satellites overflying the America We Know and Love.
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I hope the Klingons have signed off on this.
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Parody is destiny. From Iron Sky.
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“When Zeta Reticuli sends its Reptilians, they’re not sending their best. They’re bringing abductions. They’re bringing anal probes. They’re shapeshifters. And some, I assume, are good 12-foot-tall, lizard-like humanoids.”
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I assume that device is fueled by coal, ethanol and soy beans.
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“Luckily, I got this before the new tariffs went into effect…”
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yep
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“To Bed, Bath and Beyond.”…ya would think they might actually kinda build a few space ships first,
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Good God. Space Force.
First, I thought we were signatories to a treaty that prohibited the widespread militarization of space. This would seem to be clearly counter to the spirit of that treaty. (However, looking into it further, it is not so clear).
Second, Space Force? What kind of juvenile idiot came up with that name?
Oh, wait Never mind the second point. Donald J. Trump is the “President” of the United States.
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