Good luck with that Madam Speaker…but that ain’t happening (I so hope she’ll be our Speaker again some day).
I suspect most of those people in the next week will be too busy biting off the tails of those chocolate Easter bunnies and avoiding town halls hither and yon throughout their districts. Those that will be eating that stuff that resembles cardboard (like me) and setting their tongues on fire with horseradish…(those folks would be Democrats), would vote for a resolution I’m sure if it was brought up, but needless to say, they’ll also be unavailable.
Sooo…count on that going nowhere fast, and buried until the next time this happens. This may have been a one-off anyway…with no real plans for our so-called President to re-visit the matter.
All this got him was some temporary bragging rights in the media for acting like a tough guy…Though most people agree, he’s still a douchebag, who hasn’t got a clue. And, from the sounds of it, his actions aren’t going to make much of a dent in that ongoing catastrophe, other than demonstrating how brainless he can be, yet again.
When everyone comes back from their recess, the former-Easter Bunny will be standing at the podium in the WH pressroom (without his costume), and the Emperor will still have no clothes. All the newsies and lawmakers will have conveniently forgotten or moved on from these bombings upon their return (it’ll be 12 days since it took place). In fact, I predict the next 20 outrageous tweets by Bob the Builder will have more importance, or at least will get more attention, than what just happened last night.
Any residual questions will be referred to the State Department, whereupon no one will typically be there to man the phones for any further explanations. However, if the switchboard picks up accidentally, they’ll be given instruction to transfer all calls to, wherever, which will send those inquiries into an endless loop, providing a recording at each stop along the way, asking the caller to leave a message, where they’ll promise to get back to you at their earlier convenience.
Good luck Rep. Pelosi…You have your work cut out for you…Oh, and RAyn will ignore this too, in part because he’s feckless and doesn’t want to be responsible for anything.
Btw, any word on whether this White House will be having an Easter egg hunt on the White House lawn, or has that been moved to Mar-a-Fucking-Lago too? I can’t really see that being in Jared’s portfolio, or even Ivanka’s wheelhouse now that she’s converted to Judaism. Maybe Drumpf decided he had the authority to cancel Easter this year for the kiddies. You never know with this bunch.
“The babies, the beautiful babies”. Gimme a fucking break.
Okay…I’ll quit now. I’m starting to get loopy, beyond my usual loopiness. Too much coffee and not enough sleep last night. Sorry 'bout that.