Discussion: Paul Ryan Trolls Chris Christie After Packers Beat Dallas Cowboys

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Paulie seems to think it’s just a bromance between Christie and Jones, but it’s a big business deal between a firm owned by the Cowboys and the Port Authority which Christie runs along with Cuomo which may be the subject of more investigations into Christie. It’s to be expected that one R would not see the incipient corruption in another.

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Watch out, he’ll hump your leg.

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Though a jagoff in his own right?
Ryan can troll any Clownboys fan-- and I’m good with it.

Tony Romo is cursed, bad karma, whatever you wish to call it.
But he will NEVER win a Super Bowl.

Think about this:
4th & 1 at your opponent’s 33yd-line; just under 4 minutes to play-- 2 timeouts.
What play would you run?
Off-tackle? Quick-out route?

Not the least likely to succeed-- right?
Jason Garrett-- goes too-clever-by-half: Let’s throw deep! What’s the worst tha…
Clownboys, their owner, and their fans-- who ooze arrogance-- are wholly deserving of this karmic comeuppance.

Forever.

jw1

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Found this on the Dallas Morning News site via Twitter:

Wanna’ bet-- that like ‘washing dishes in a soup kitchen’?
That Paul Ryan and the rugrats had just exited a nice, warm, luxury box?

jw1

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You Can’t pick your family or your fans.

I’d throw it to Dez Bryant (because he’s that good) or punt.

I hate effin pete carroll, but i like russell wilson and richard sherman, and this clinches it, rooting for Seattle next week.

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On a more basic level, Ryan just tries too hard to be “in” and clever and, instead, comes off as phony (Remember his work-out poses and claims, etc.?)

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Bite your tongue-Ryan ran a 2 hour marathon!

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Which of course he did not pay for either.

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Don’t worry, Paul. You’re not going to troll Seattle the same way you trolled Christie.

Hell, I’d pay to watch Richard Sherman go WWE on you, Mr. Ryan. The ratings will likely go through the roof if he does that. (It might also scare the hell out of Erin Andrews-it did last year!)

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Don’t make your children grow up to be like you when it comes to the life and liberty of this country, Paul.

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Tweet deleted. Surprise, surprise. :stuck_out_tongue:

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It is too bad that Dallas didn’t get any love from the officials today, well except for the pass interference on GB that gave Dallas their first touchdown.
Dallas shouldn’t have even been in this game and wouldn’t have been without all the help the got last week from the officials against Detroit.

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Yeah, he as on the field again today without a helmet and funny, no flag. That’s two weeks in a row. He must be special.

For all of Bryant’s God-given ability?
The most improbable result occurred.

Throwing deep on 4th&1 to God? OK-- maybe.

But if you have the NFL’s leading rusher in your backfield in DeMarco Murray?
Throwing deep to anyone-- but God-- under those circumstances?
The height of stupidity.

But then-- it was a not an entirely unexpected decision from the
penultimate-triumvirate-of-football-stupidity: Romo/Garrett/JJones.

jw1

don’t care for pointyball, but glad that the socialists won this one.

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“See you at the debates, fat boy!” Mr. Ryan later tweeted.

Paul Ryan + Packers apparel = visceral anger