Discussion: Paul Ryan Plans To "Replace Every Word of Obamacare"

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"Next year, we are going to unveil a plan to replace every word of Obamacare," Ryan is expected to say in an address at the Library of Congress Thursday.

With what?

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wet dream

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but after he finishes writing that Penthouse Forum letter…

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alternate plan:

  1. jobs, infrastructure re-building.
  2. common sense gun control.
  3. help syrian refugees fleeing isis and assad.
  4. support u.s. commitment to reduce global warming.
  5. fund planned parenthood’s commitment to the health of poor women.
  6. make political contributions transparent.
  7. tax increase on the wealthiest 1%. no more free rides.
  8. eliminate subsidies for the fossil fuel industries and farm susidies for wealthy & corp farmers.
  9. regulate wall street. hold violators criminally accountable.
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It will be replaced by “Tax Cuts for the rich” with a free copy of Atlas Shrugged for all.

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Block grants and tort reform

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Over 60 times these good for nothing little brats have tried to get rid of the ACA.
GO TO HELL GOP !

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Dear Mr Ryan, You’ve had several years to come up with an alternative to ACA so, your plan should be perfect by now, right?

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Obamacare will be replaced by…Freedom Help…basically he’s going to replace all the words with synonyms.

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Please FUCK off Ryan. I feel like I have to say that once a day. All of his ideas are bad. All of them.

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To paraphrase Mary McCarthy about Lillian Hellman, “Every word he says is a lie, and that includes ‘and’ and ‘the.’”

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“Speaker Ryan to replace Obamacare with ‘Thoughts and Prayers’”

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Paul Ryan Plans To ‘Replace Every Word of Obamacare’

And translate it into simplified English for Republicans, by creative wording.

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Eventually Ryan will be replaced. Perhaps Cheney’s bust will fall on him and we will finally have a good laugh.

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Is this the plan they’ve been saying since 2009 they’ll come up with next year?

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That’s great! He can start by replacing “Obamacare” with “The Affordable Care Act”.

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Teapartiers supporting a positive agenda. LOL
I can’t decide if this will lead to a republican implosion or explosion.
Get the popcorn ready as the republicans eat their own.

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“Next year, we are going to unveil a plan to replace every word of Obamacare,”

Given that the ACA was a Republican-written plan in the first place and that millions of Americans are happy with it, my guess is that they’ll replace every word of Obamacare with the exact same words.

And then they’ll rename it Republicancare.

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That’s a coincidence. I plan on replacing Paul Ryan with a 37-pound pile of Great Dane diarrhea, just to prove that no one will be able to tell the difference.

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