“How am I supposed to get Eric the Impaler and Don Jr. up here for a hunting trip and sleazy business deal if we can’t slaughter everything we come across in the woods?”
On the other hand, LePage understands Trump well: anything to piss on Obama’s legacy.
LePage is right to want the state to manage the privately donated woods. It’s been accepted scientific fact that “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do” ever since noted arborist Ronald Reagan released his groundbreaking in-depth study in 1981.
This would also dovetail nicely with extensive studies by another noted arborist, George W. Bush, who signed the Clean Air Act of 2003 into law, allowing expanded logging operations of pollution-spewing trees on federal lands.
If we can’t trust a blimp, a saint and a shrub to oversee the protection the environment who can we trust?