Discussion for article #231464
There are about 2 million other guys in prison now who would like the opportunity to perform services for the poor. Wonder why they aren’t given the same chance?
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No.
Moving on…
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Judge: Yeah, you can submit a 50-page sentencing brief instead of a 30-page brief… I never read them anyway.
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Would be hysterical if Bob gets community service at the fish farm while his wife still goes to prison.
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He was a grifter; going to work for another grifter isn’t going to aid his rehabilitation.
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tHEY’RE BLACK THOUGH. applES AND oraNGES, lIBTARD,
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Would you trust anything that had Pat Robertson’s stank all over it?
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Reverend Pat is quite sure that God has received petitions of prayer from each and every one of however many prisoners has been so humbled and moved to entrust his, or her (although, not very often if at all her, but that’s a whole other story) mortal vehicle and immortal soul to His Lord and Savior, or, as in this case, has enjoyed the charity and prayers of others, such as, in this case, his team of paid legal representatives; and has looked into each and every one of those cases, like a judge would, for He is judge over all our immortal souls, in exhaustive detail and having to do with aspects of the petitioner’s circumstances, and that very same soul, to an extent that’s far beyond the capacity of we mere humans to comprehend, at least not fully comprehend, except perhaps by those of us blessed by the calling and with being visited by His spirit and spoken to directly by Him, who I’m not about to sit here and list out by name (You all know who I mean.), and determined what punishment or repentence should be meted out to each of them, regardless of transgression, skin color (though that can be a burden) or sectarian persuasion (though that is, unfortunately for some, a huge factor); and that in his speaking out publicly on behalf of Governor McDonnell, Reverend Pat is also quite sure that he is being utilized as a kind of ISP, and InterGod Spiritual Portal, in conveying the Lord’s ultimate judgment and justice in this matter. Again, he’s quite sure about all that - pretty sure, pretty certain, to a pretty high degree of certainty. Of course - and this is aimed directly at Governor McDonnell, or for his team of representatives - there’s still some room for that degree of certainty to be elevated.
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Pat Robertson is pure evil.
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he needs to do some real time and for a long time
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Meanwhile the penalty for a black kid stealing some Swisher Sweets and walking in the middle of the street is two emptied clips into his body. Once 3/5ths a human, always 3/5ths a human…
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Pat and God golf together every Tuesday. Virginia better heed this request, for if they don’t homosexuals will be driving public school buses come the spring.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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MeRRy SeCuLaR DeCemBeR-ScHEduLEd WINtEr SoLsTICe-rELaTEd CoNSUMpTioN hoLIDay, EuSTaCE…
!1!11!ONE1!1!!11!!1!1!!
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Who’s kidding whom? These guys are a right wing law & order crowd if there ever was one.
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Just remember, jesus saves but moses invests.
Except when it happens to them.
He should have taken the one year plea when it was offered and not thrown his wife under the bus. Dumbass!
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Isn’t a condition of federal probation the surrendering of a passport? They really didn’t think through this “send him to Haiti” option.
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That sentence should be summarily executed.
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