LOL, that’s harsh.
And Conrad Murray as on call doctor.
Captain Queeg’s steel balls have become Donald Trump’s Nazi golf balls.
Then again, Ailes might end up having his hands full with his own “re-election” (aka sexual harassment/rape lawsuit).
Can Marco Rubio show up for anything?
I have to admit, that’s a creative, entertaining statement. I’m beginning to think I’d like Ben Sasse if he weren’t so conservative.
Well, I think he did, he seems smarter than the average GOPer…
I wonder if he even has a lawn, being Arizona.
Edit: Whoa! darrtown had me way beat to this.
I kind of guessed that, even in Denmark we have heard about Arizona dryness…
“Republican Gov. Greg Abbott of Texas sustained “extensive second- and third-degree burns” on both legs below the knees and both feet — and may miss next week’s Republican National Convention as a result, his office said Sunday.”
Some of these guy will do anything to skip the convention!
Trump is turning this into a parody…of a parody! No business sponsors, no Senators, few Representatives…gosh, all those empty seats.
PRICELESS! 
I thought Sen Portman of Ohio had said he would not be there. Flip flop.
At most he will welcome folks, then run and hide.
I’m so glad to see TPM do it’s part to make Hillary the winner with your 24/7 coverage of Trump while ignoring Bernie Sanders. Let us not read of and uncomfortable things like those 1million plus uncounted votes in California, likely Sanders voting Democrats in Brooklyn NY who were cleansed from the voting roles, or the millions of dollars diverted from the WDP to Hillary here in Wisconsin, where it was to have supported local candidates in the fight of our lives against Scott Walker and his corrupt minions. Welcome to the establishment, Josh (and welcome 95% of your establishment loving readers-the paid Hillary trolls don’t count because they ARE the establishment)). I’m sure the neo-liberals will reward you handsomely for your faithful service. Perhaps they will even offer you Debbie Wasserman Schultz’ job? Amazing that I used to come here for real insights, back during the Bush years.
Even funnier! But too subtle for his base, do you think?
TPM has been in the tank for Hillary… gosh, at least March 16, 2016, after she locked up the nomination.
I did hear this morning that Ryan is going to speak at the convention on Tuesday night in prime time,
@Willlcrashed.
Give it a rest. Bernie lost. He’s endorsing Hillary tomorrow. It’s over and done.
Roger will make time to make sure the Nebraska voters don’t give him no Sasse.
To those that are…
"Not Attending: Sen. Richard Shelby (R-AL) Sen. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK)* Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)* Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ) Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL)* Sen. Mike Crapo (R-ID)* Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL)* Sen. Jerry Moran (R-KS)* Sen. Roy Blunt (R-MO)* Sen. Steve Daines (R-MT) Sen. Ben Sasse (R-NE) Sen. Kelly Ayotte (R-NH)* Sen. Pat Toomey (R-PA)* Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI)* Sen. Mike Enzi (R-WY)"*
YOU MADE THIS! And have been for the last 40 years!
This IS the gop/bag party. Racist, bigoted, misogynistic, hateful, christo-zealots, that cannot govern to save your own political careers. I know, your hate is not a “whisper” campaign you like it to be, as in the past. It is full out hate screeching, but still, you made this!
I hope each and every one of you lose your re-election!
a/k/a…I can’t go out with you on Thursday, I have to wash my hair…