Discussion for article #236138
While I agree that Jesus would not have sponsored the event, I am more than a little disturbed that O’Reilly is now the official Jesus ¨WWJD¨ spokesperson.
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Well, Bill O’ believes he is the authority on everything from Jesus to Lincoln to Kennedy to Eisenhower to Paton…
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Bill O’s right…first of all, Jesus would never have sponsored this kind of cartoon contest seeing as how Islam did not come into being for another few hundred years.
Of course, if Bill O’ would bother figuring out that Jesus would also not watch FOX News, denounce the pro-rich stance of the GOP and condemn Bill O’ to Hell for all the horrible things he’s done we might get somewhere.
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Actually Jesus would have said a bunch of shit in Aramaic and then demanded to know what this woman was doing away from her master.
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It’s a conservative mad lib: Jesus would not have ____________________.
Jesus would not have expanded Medicaid.
Jesus would not have raised taxes on the 1%.
Jesus would not have passed Social Security.
Jesus would not have insurance for everyone.
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I’m still waiting for the Killing O’Reilly book.
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You folks decide:
““Rev. Graham reflects the Christian point of view that you don’t demean other people unnecessarily,” O’Reilly said.”
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I seem to recall him demeaning quite a few people. I guess it depends on what your definition of “unnecessarily” is.
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…being the operative phrase.
Demean only when needed
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Then see him in his cartoon caped superhero role as Humble Folks Reporter.
Because it wouldn’t take Edward R. Murrow to suss out that Jesus would have been dead over 500 years before Islam’s founder was born (plus other subtle clues).
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I’m pretty sure Bill O’Reilly is one of the last people Jesus would appoint as his spokesman.
I don’t like Bill O’Reilly or what he stands for. That said, I have one comment: Thank you Bill. I hope you will speak like this more often.
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I doubt Jesus of Nazareth (assuming he existed) would have sponsored this event, but not for the reason O’Reilly says. There were plenty of prophets in Jesus’s day, and Muhammad would have been a sort of competitor, I suppose.
Also, the people drawing the pictures would have been executed for sedition by the Romans, as Jesus ultimately was.
So, #WhatJesusWouldna ?
Jesus wouldna signed up for Obamacare.
Jesus wouldna got Type 2 diebeedus.
Jesus wouldna drove Chevy, not even trucks.
Jesus wouldna looted a Piggly Wiggly.
Jesus wouldna voted straight Dem.
Jesus wouldna wore his jeans gangsta.
Jesus wouldna been hip-hop.
Jesus wouldna taken a minor in black studies.
Jesus wouldna celebrated MLK Day or Cinco de Mayo.
Jesus wouldna gone flourescent.
Jesus wouldna picked tuna salad over pizza.
Jesus wouldna ever watched MSNBC.
Jesus wouldna had shots.
Jesus wouldna been a fan of Hillary.
Jesus wouldna liked Tom Brady regardless.
Jesus wouldna declared war on Christmas.
Jesus wouldna known his loofah from a falafel either.
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So Jesus, like Mrs. Von Holst, reading our local paper, probably went to the comic section of the Nazareth Daily Prophet first? Perhaps, examples of 30 CE comic sections, sadly missing from the Dead Sea Scrolls, will turn up in some future archaeological dig, possibly, even with a Samaritan-themed derogatory cartoon contest.
You’re right Bill. Jesus would have sponsored an “anti-fig tree” contest though. Are you in?
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And Jesus would not have “mis-represented” his own journalistic endeavors.
O’Reilly also said that the goal of decent people should be to “defeat the jihad” in allegiance with moderate believers,
Like the issue of open carry and the 2nd Amendment, or is this a case where the yard marker is moved a little farther to the right?
He should have said “… demean people gratuitously”. To say unnecessarily implies it is sometimes necessary to demean people. Is it ever necessary?