Discussion: Oregon Occupiers Delay Surrendering

We’re not surrendering, we’re just moving this battle to another field.

Such bravery!

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger rears it’s ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat.
Oh bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

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#BREAKING!

Surrender postponed for coffee break!

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I disagree. The way to marginalize these two COMPLETELY is to have them seen with kooky armed lawbreakers. These guys are SO paranoid, they might even shoot them.

The more I read about Fiore, the more “concealed-carry” and “strap-on” seem to relate somehow. There’s a spew-worthy joke brewing here.

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Richard III was worse… and “my kingdom for a horse…” better fits the Cowboy code

Live streaming and mobile phones - Thank you technology for exposing me to the stupidity we could only read about before. I never really appreciated the extent of the delusions.

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Loons, LIVE!!!

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Are they seriously talking about whether or not they’ve cleaned and mopped before leaving?

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The Denny’s bit kills me.

“We’re hoping to stop at Denny’s,” responded Sean Anderson, adding, “They need to pay for it because they’re using our tax dollars.”

Come on, buddy. Pay for your own Moons Over My Hammy. No government handouts.

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Surreal, isn’t it? The whole thing exists in an alternate reality.

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Be sure and turn the mattresses and change the sheets. Start a load of towels and leave the keys to the excavator on the key rack. Don’t let the cat outside, she’s been declawed. Like us on Yelp!

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They’ll get their Grand Slam breakfast alright, or as most folks call it, JAIL.

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?? They are in fact not dictating the terms. They are getting busted, and the Hammonds will remain in jail. That’s the opposite of the terms they wanted, so the Feds are the ones dictating the terms.

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The FBI should now go in and drag them out in cuffs or body bags.

No need to wait for a born again asshole or a Nevada asshole.

2 out 5 stars, would not occupy again!

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The jail will provide free baloney sandwiches

I guarantee no law officer is going to let these bozos go to a restaurant or fast food. If you let Sean Anderson eat, that could take HOURS.

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Good grief. What a bunch of little whiny ass titty babies.

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That thought occurred to me, but Fiore is a major wingnut. What could persuade her to betray the crazycause? My guess is that she’s as clueless as she appears and that she assumed that Bundy was immune to law enforcement. An interesting twist is that Bundy, because he’s on a federal no-fly list, was initially denied entry to the plane to portland in Nevada. Didn’t he get suspicious when he was then allowed to board? Can you imagine the conversation in the FBI office. “Cliven Bundy wants to fly to PDX? Sure, we have a couple agents in Oregon. Let him on”.

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RWNJ’s in da house!

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