Discussion: One Year Into Russia Probe, Trump Gripes He Needs Better ‘TV Lawyers’

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Ooooooh, that raid sure got under his skin.

And he just hates it that Avenatti is pulling his chain on a daily basis, while at the same time beating him at his own publicity game, plus being younger, better looking and much more fit that Spanky.

Must be Spanky’s worst nightmare.

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You don’t need better TV lawyers, stable genius. You need to go back in time and not have run for president. Because that was like being a cockroach so goddamn stupid it turns the kitchen light on itself.

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He also needs better TV doctors.

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and is growing increasingly weary of the probe, which he continues to call a “witch hunt.”

Yeah well I’m sure President Obama was weary of being accused of not being born in America.

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Trump reportedly vents about the raids “20 times a day,” one source said.

So, approximately ten times an hour for every hour he works in a day.
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On the one hand, I want to say, “Hey, dotard, the press isn’t your fucking problem. You should worry about your actual lawyers”.

On the other hand, impeachment is a political process, not a legal one. He really does need competent PR help (c.f., “saving Chinese jobs”, holy shit you fucking idiot) to keep the reachable third of his base from turning on him.

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It’ll go over real well when he announces he’s going to help Iran refine uranium into fissonable material more efficiently.

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I thought Jeanine Pirro is doing a bang-up job.

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The President regularly complains to aids that he needs better “TV lawyers”

The mind of Trump encapsulated. Our worst nightmare.

Plus Rudy, being ugly and all. Where’s Mueller?

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Sir ! I’m available ! ! !

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And that was a lie, while Trump is clearly guilty of what he’a accused of.

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“A great TV lawyer could suppress all the evidence against me before the last commercial and have me fully exonerated by the closing credits.”

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I wonder if Perry Mason is still around to take clients…

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Better than Rudy? Can’t imagine.

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Too many people watching the truth come out bit by bit, not enough watching his dog and pony show. This is all one big TV ratings war for Spanky the wonder slug,

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There are no better TV lawyers for you, Donnie. All the disgusting pieces of shit are already out there attacking the FBI, the justice department, and Robert Mueller. Nobody else is going to speak up for you because nobody else is that morally vacant.

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That’s all it is to him
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Commit fewer crimes…problem solved.

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