Discussion: One Oregon Occupier Wants $666 Billion From Government

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Oh, the sublime gossamer dreams those wacky Y’all-Qaeda let sail. The price of a Bag-O-Dicks must have risen appreciably?

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These idiots may have a valid insanity defense. Really no question they are batshit crazy. I wonder how they would like an extended stay in a federal mental hospital? But on second thought i want them in a federal maximum security prison. Only appropriate place for folks who like their guns so much.

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Yup, that will stick.

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$666 billion? Why not ask for a pony, too? And pie. I like pie.

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Until she has the Mark of the Beast on her forehead or right hand, she should not be able to sue.

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Does this idiot know that Rule 11 sanctions can include monetary penalties?

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                 Oregon Occupier Wants $666 Billion

It’s gonna take a lot more than that to fix what’s wrong in her head ! ! —

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“The evidence will show that maintenance individuals came to conduct routine maintenance on the Malheur while we were there, and we helped them conduct their maintenance duties.”

Clearly, that maintenance didn’t include making sure the toilets were working. Unless, of course, these animals decided to forego the facilities and just shit outside like animals…

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“I never knowingly or intentionally broke any laws.” (Shawna Cox)

Oh, FFS, any judge who doesn’t throw this suit out isn’t thinking clearly. These people have had so many opportunities over the last couple decades to prove their case. So far, they’ve lost. This is a waste of the court’s time. Seriously.

Judge should’ve set her bail at that amount. Let her argue that it’s a ridiculous, unrealistic number then.

And you’ve gotta love it: “subversive”. It’s like one of the favorite words of these “sovereign citizens” types. It always amazes me that they can regurgitate the convoluted mess they believe proves the federal government is a sham, but they couldn’t manage to engage sufficient memory and recall functions to pass 3rd grade.

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Hey! How 'bout 666 years in Gitmo?

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And I want a unicorn that farts glitter. Good luck with that!

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If anyone has the right to sue for that kind of money it’s the victims of the Falador Massacre.

All those idiots have done is prove to the world that they are immature fools who can’t manage their own affairs. For every one of them I am sure there are 100 successful ranchers who are very happy to have expertly manged,inexpensive land for their cattle to graze on.

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Instead of the money the government offered her this:

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Funny I missed the giant bag of dicks on the stage.

It was supposed to be 18’ tall, not 18" !!! Our bag of dicks is in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!!!

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I suggest that Baba Wawa Journamalism Award winner Lauren Fox add the words “BATSHIT CRAZY” to her vocabulary. The term could help quite a lot when writing about these people.

I think I know how that will work out.

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