She is a Trump University Alum.
[Alex] Jones says he lost nearly 40 pounds, his testosterone levels are elevated and he’s more “crazed” after he started taking “Tangy Tangerine.”
Fun Fact: Tangy Tangerine is actually Extract of Trump.
Drumpf Circus-Circus in full swing…one long scammy infomercial.
Does she sell any remedy for short fingers or vulgarianism?
A perfect fit.
Please, please, please let her get indicted during her speech. I would NEVER stop laughing.
It might blow the Melania plagiarism bit off the front page…
hey! When does the fundraising report come out?
Remember, he raised $51 million last month!!!
Well, someone has to underwrite the convention. Sheldon won’t be doing it.
Alex is so energized he can pull his pud TWICE a day now.
Pyramid schemes for bullshit supplements? Makes perfect Republican sense.
In 2000, Donald Trump boldly told Fortune
magazine, “It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential
candidate to run and make money on it.” Sixteen years later, he’s
structured an entire presidential campaign around making good on that
boast. While Trump is turning out to be a disaster for the Republican
Party, the real estate magnate is pretty much guaranteed to come out
richer. That was the plan all along. And conservative voters,
conditioned by decades of right-wing politicians and media exploiting
and enhancing their gullibility, make the perfect victims for his ruse.
obviously not !
As I said, these aren’t actual “business people”; they’re marketers who run one scampaign after another on various suckers.
On the right hand side of the first page of this thread, you’ll see a header called “Take A Look” powered by Newsmax. That’s what they’re talking about.
Call me cynical but I think maybe just maybe some money changed hands here.
But honestly there’s a wonderful American tradition of entertainment-oriented bunko artists and two-bit medicine-show chiselers. And now for today’s musical interlude:
“One Of Tonight’s Big RNC Speakers Hawks ‘Pyramid Scheme’ Vitamins."
Lemme guess: Made in China?
Well, it fits. Obviously the GOP is exceptionally prone to reckless pill popping.
Is a speaker for Amway scheduled for tomorrow?
Christ, forget the bottom of the barrel speakers! They had to go under it for this one!
The RNC has changed their original blurb on their website regarding this speaker. Below is what they originally wrote:
Michelle Van Etten, Small Business Owner
Michelle Van Etten is a small business owner who was recently featured in The Greatest Networkers in the World second edition. Michelle employs over 100,000 people and is a strong supporter of Donald Trump, knowing his policies will support businesses all across America.
(Almost) guaranteed not to have more than 2000% of the RDA of arsenic.