Discussion: One Militiaman Says He's Not Leaving Refuge

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This image accurately portrays this man’s seemingly low double digit IQ.

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Hey Mr. Self-Proclaimed Video Gamer dude,

There’s no autosave in real life. When you die, you die. You don’t get to restart at a previous checkpoint.

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He’d just finished a ‘Call Of Duty’ session and would rather die than leave “The best computer of my life.”

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"I’ll pass on and move on to the next life. I don’t know (how it will end), but I’m willing to go that far,’’ Fry said

A pascal programmer’s wager.

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One Militiaman Says He's Still Prepared To Die Rather Than Leave Oregon Refuge

That can be arranged.

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Maybe in the next life he will come back as a windmill and be on the winning side.

I am still trying to figure out if this guy played the role of Sancho or the mule in this life.

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Isn’t this the guy everybody at the refuge calls ‘Shut Up’?

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Make him blond and he’s look remarkably like Kylo Ren in Undercover Boss.

http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2016/01/17/kylo-ren-undercover-boss.jpg?itok=1F69L6T-

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Program goodbye;
 
begin
  WriteLn;
  WriteLn( 'Goodbye World!');
  WriteLn;
end.
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Look out! The web cam warrior means business!

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New plans? Awesome…can’t wait to watch them fail…

You know, at least the Buddhists had the insane bravery and commitment to their cause to self-immolate. These fucking cowards beat their chests and profess their willingness to die for their cause, then threaten to kill everyone else and dare them to shoot first.

Fuck dildos…we should have sent them gasoline, matchbooks and instructions.

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Actions that do not take place in front of a keyboard are SO MUCH HARDER!

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In the words of the immortal Circle Jerks:

We just get by however we can. We all gotta duck when the shit hits the fan.

ETA:

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“Law enforcement agents have asked the remaining refuge occupants to leave and have given them the green light to go after they are stopped, identified and given a background check.”
So, if they don’t have any outstanding warrants, or have broken any laws (like, you know, armed occupation of a Federal building.) they can go home?
I’ll bet most of them are dumb enough to believe they can just walk out of there and go home.
Except of course for the suicidal ones like this nut case.
Trust us. In a month, NOBODY will remember your name.

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Program goodbye;

begin
WriteLn;
WriteLn( ‘Goodbye World!’);
WriteLn;
end.

Hmm, not good Pascal, you don’t need the ‘;’ before the ‘end’

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"I’ll pass on and move on to the next life. I don’t know (how it will end), but I’m willing to go that far,’’ Fry said, as quoted by the newspaper. "Obviously they are murdering people at this point. They’ve been doing it for a long time now, and you guys are watching it.’’

Somebody needs to get laid.

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