Bad news: you won’t be living in Gracie Mansion.
Good news: your accommodation will, however, be provided by the state of New York, rent free.
Years ago when I was about 22 I used to want to be a History professor but I stopped thinking about that after a few months of working in the county liquor control warehouse.
On Election Night, Cohen Told Friends He Wanted To Be Mayor Of New York City 
So says Kremlin-Oligarch’s Butt-Boy!
Dream on…
What can you say but …
What a dick.
Too many history profs working alongside you?
Unfortunately, Dotard Jr already had the position locked up.
Too much drinking and too tiring.
yeah, I don’t see how those history profs manage.
Of course, the ENGLISH profs… whew!
Clearly he had a shot because just look at the number of votes Trump garnered in his home town. Oh wait. Hillary took 80% of the vote. Maybe he can be the honorary mayor of Stanton Island…
And I want to be King of the Everglades Mikey. I think I have a better chance.
What an egotistical and self-deluded maroon. Just like his idol.
And feckless.
Just because Giuliani was Mayor of New York, it doesn’t follow that every dickhead lawyer gets to hold that office.
“Cohen subtly responded to the encouragement by first pumping, according to Axios.”
By first pumping whom?
I have to hand it to you, that was a good one. The “whom” was a fine touch, too.
Staten Island is one of the 5 boroughs that make up NYC.
It has no mayor.
When you consider the restraint and decorum they have brought to the WH, it is stunning to consider what they would bring to a city hall. They would also have to take breaks from the graft to accuse Obama of being part of the “Chicago Machine”.
I think that’s why @danf said the title would be ‘honorary’
Feckless Munt