Discussion: Omarosa Claims She Walked In On Trump Eating Paper In Oval Office

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She left out the salt lick under the desk.

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“I saw him put a note in his mouth. Since Trump was ever the germophobe, I was shocked he appeared to be chewing and swallowing the paper. It must have been something very, very sensitive,” she writes in her book.

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No paper, no paper, you are paper!

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The Post reported that “several White House aides laughed at the assertion” that the President was caught munching on paper and “said it was not true.”

“Clearly,” one continued, "he was eating paste."

(PS: Gives a whole new meaning to the term “paper trail”, if you know what I mean, and I think you do…)

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She probably knows better than anyone how to get under his skin. She also knows how to stay in the spotlight and her constant reveals might end up making Spanky suffer even more than Avenatti’s legal suits. We really do live in Bizarro World now, with no end in sight.

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o/t

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You can never get enough fiber in your diet.

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This information from Ms. Manigault does connect the dots for me. I’ve always wondered why Preshitident Skanky-Manslut had Harold Bornstein, a board-certified gastroenterologist who specializes in manual, image-guided and instrumented rectal probing, fecal search and recovery, for a personal physician instead of a general practitioner. If Preshitident Skanky-Manslut suffers from an eating disorder involving non-nutritional material he would need a gastroenterologist and mental health professional on an ongoing basis. Makes the “Unhinged” premise of the book very plausible and likely.

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Seeing just how fucked up Fat Nixon is, and how he’s steadily getting worse, it would come as no surprise - as in zero - that he has acquired Pica, too.

I remember the paste eaters from my early school days and it doesn’t stretch the imagination that Spanky was one of those kids.

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You, my friend, are a national treasure.

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I was about to say the same thing. :grinning:

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The funny part is, no matter how totally ludicrous or outlandish her observations on Dotard may be, given Dotard, I think we’ve all come to the awful realization that ANYTHING ludicrous or outlandish is possible / probable…

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“This message must not fall into enemy hands, Don.”

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Destruction of evidence!!!

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big mac wrappers

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FAKE news! it was a stiCK OF butter.

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Probably Melania’s illegal immigration papers.

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Our dog will take butter wrappers and tamale husks out of the trash and chew them to bits on the rug.

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Now we know what happened to Obama’s birth certificate.

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