Discussion: Oklahoma GOPer Suggests God Will Pay For Costly Legal Battle Over Abortion Ban

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Sure he will Sparky!

Just like he’s paying for higher education and infrastructure in Kansas.

Becuz God surely has his own mint and printing presses now don’t he? :smiley:

Just one question though…

If you are pretty certain that the bill is unconstitutional and that’s you’ll lose in court what asinine logic drives you to waste taxpayer dollars on this endeavor to begin with? I know that the majority of Pokiehoma voters vote emotion over intelligence time and time again but do you really think wasting more of their money is something that might eventually catch up with your stupid ass? :triumph:

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The Okie law maker spoke too soon. That’s what he was going to tell private counsel what to do with his bill for defending the law after it is laughed out of court :hankey:

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“Oklahoma GOPer Suggests G-d Will Pay For Costly Legal Battle Over Abortion Ban.”

Sure, it’s easy for Him to afford legal bills. The IRS gives Him a tax-exempt status.

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Actually I was praying God would pay for a brain transplant for this fcuking idiot! Jeessh!

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Remember that the next time there’s a tornado and it causes x millions of dollars of damage.

Oh, and here’s some choice words for anyone grieving over casualties: “Let the dead bury the dead.”

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He compared passing the abortion legislation in the face of a possible legal challenge to the abolition of slavery, the Civil Rights Act and the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote.

:flushed: :fearful: :frowning: :anguished: :weary: :tired_face: :sob: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream: :scream:

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Dog owns a casualty insurance company so let those winds blow! Just like the Pokiehoma legislature blows.

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Somebody ought to ask this cocksucker if he’d sign on as surety for the almighty in case Jehovah’s check bounces.

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“If we take care of the morality, God will take care of the economy,”

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Yes, even a 4-year-old would understand that’s nothing but batshit.

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… a gentleman walks up to a bank teller
“Hello. My name is God. I’d like to make a withdrawal, please.”

… i can’t think of any scenario where this ends well…

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…because…Republican… it’s hardwired into the space their souls used to go…

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HEY!!! MORON!!!

since man can’t affect climate and make climate change maybe you oughtta consider the earthquakes you keep having…

that could be taken as a sign that god is unhappy with the assholes in your state…

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Yet another reason why I will never live in that benighted state again although I am sooner born, sooner bred, and when I die I will be sooner dead.

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Pretty ironic that the bigger the yoohah, the more God seems to want to speak to him.

If you are the company you keep…doesn’t say much for God.

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Does that mean his God will use him as his instrument to pay for it?

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This guy seems intent on making it clear that in Oklahoma, cowpoke is a verb.

The irony of course is that in the moleast religious state in the country, we have a budget surplus this year which allowed me to donate my share of the kicker to the states school fund.

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Just don’t let anyone bury you there! Your welcome here in Illinois :wink:

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“Do we make laws because they’re moral and right, or do we make them based on what an unelected judicial occupant might question or overturn?”

Based upon your reaction to Obamacare, I’d argue the latter.

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You’d be better off blowing a Koch for the money, genius.

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