The Russians disarmed the Syrians of all chemical weapons. How could they possibly be involved?
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I hope the Pentagon got the memo regarding alt-complicit from Ivanka –
A theory to keep you up at night:
- Trump’s poll numbers tanking, his administration under multiple investigations, first legislative effort was a massive failure
- Trump gets word to Putin, asking for a little help
- Russia drop chems on people in Syria
- Russain gov’t says NO NO that totally wasn’t Assad, it must’ve been a rebel stockpile
- Hey Donnie, go blow up the airbase at Homs; we’ll move all our stuff out and alert Assad
- Trump plays with his toys and blows up Homs airbase
- Approval ratings tick up, the Russia probe is no longer the focus, Trump looks “strong” where Obama was “weak”
- …
- Profit (literally; I expect Trump, Inc. to find profit in all of this)
And like a dog, Trump will learn that “blowing up airbases in Muslim countries” = “ratings tick up” and he’ll start blowing shit up all over the place.
I know you were mostly joking but here’s the thing: it could be true that Assad really did get rid of everything he had and that he was responsible for the recent attack. You can purchase or create a lot of chemical weapons in a few short years.