God he is so tacky and shameless.
What an asshole.
Actually, the rest of the signatures voted to shun him, so that’s where he ended up.
I guess that no wide Sharpie was available.
I remarked to my brothers that I was glad my beloved father was not alive to see this POS walk the hallowed ground of Normandy. What a sacrilege. He’s not fit to lick their boots.
It’s where he belongs … alone in a corner.
Or crayons…
Oh, I was afraid he’d signed on the front of Theresa May’s blouse.
Is it possible to be a douche so consistently without constantly working at it, asking yourself how you can douche up every action and encounter? He’s just unparalleled in the field.
He was also always the first one to sign your yearbook’s crack.
Totally logical. You always sign underneath all the terms and conditions you are agreeing to.
As he didn’t agree with any of the statement, he signed in the only place on the page where he was not committing to anything.
Jesus what a fucknozzle.
I’m pretty sure this didn’t happen.
Also we need on a thread on how he told Ingraham “there are those who say” they’d never seen the queen as animated as when she was talking to him because they had this chemistry. He didn’t actually claim to be a long-lost royal himself but that’s what he seemed to be edging toward.
It’s where he belongs … alone in a corner.
LOVE LOVE LOVE You win the internet for today… 
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“It’s like the office birthday card, right? Sign anywhere?”
ME ME ME!!!
Its all about ME.
Kinda makes you wonder what John Hancock was like.
I would doubt he’s EVER signed the office birthday card. Or chipped in for the cake.