Discussion: Of Course Dick Cheney Has A Darth Vader Trailer-Hitch Cover

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Discussion for article #237039

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The architect of American Lebensraum.

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Does Cheney have a logical reason for owning a Ford F-350 Super Duty truck? That’s a big truck to take on grocery store runs. I’m thinking pulling cattle trailers, or a horse trailer with all the horses at that rodeo, or maybe pallet loads of concrete mix. It’s just that somehow I don’t see Cheney engaging in any of those activities.

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“Darth Vader,” Cheney said with a smile

And a mechanical wheeze…

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Dark is taking the same kind of pride in an insult as when Boner had to set a reporter straight on what his name was. “It’s Boner. Boner.”

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He went on to say, “Yes, I’m proud that my moniker is that of a genocidal mass murderer.”

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Was that the sound of heart failure?

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I recognize Cheney on the left, who’s the guy on the right?

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Speaking of murder, a man who recently shot Zimmerman is planning a Stand Your Ground defense. The schadenfreude is heavy on this one.

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dubya, born in Connecticut, had a faux ranch, and Dark has this truck for the same reason. They’re cowboys out of the John Wayne mold.

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Believe it or not, but he actually feeds himself by shoving a feeding tube up his ass.

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So now we’re supposed to think Cheney is a cute old man?

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And Darth Vader’s most prized possession is his autographed 8x10 hologram of Dick Cheney.

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He needs the towing power. how else would he be able to get lizard to her veterinary appointments?

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What about his swastika bumper sticker?

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Why doesn’t a heart transplant for Cheney cost too much?

The icemaker attachment for a Frigidaire is only $39.99 at Lowes

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I was going to say something like, no, that’s Jeb Bush…but then I remembered, Cheney was part of the PNAC wasn’t he?

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…JarJar (‘in haaaaaaaaaaaaaale’)

I am your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaather’ (whoooooosh).

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Darth Vader was once a good man and died doing the right thing. Dick Cheney was born evil and will never die as long as there’s unicorn and virgin blood to drink.

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Anakin was a screwed-up kid who listened to and trusted people he knew he should not. In the end (albeit after a generation of evil), he admitted his errors and was contrite. I am still able to use his story as really good morality play for stressing to my son how important it is that you do what’s right (thank you, too, Spike Lee) and don’t listen to people that you know are just telling you what you want to hear.

Dick(head) Cheney isn’t even kind of in the same league as Darth Vader.

Voldemort on the other hand…