I guess he hasn’t noticed that they aren’t white.
OMG…brown people defended on Faux Noise. The singularity approaches!
Conservatives care about the strangest things.
“Maybe the lesson is that the rest of us shouldn’t participate in our own spiritual neutering,” Carlson said at one point.
Your gingerbread men are neutered in a different way, Tucker.
Wait until they find out what’s in Solyent Green.
I don’t know about all this, but Twinkies have balls like a mule.
Obviously it was a slow news day.
What the fuck is it with these morons?
Even the the goddam morally bankrupt Soviet regime know better than to spin this kind of shit to steer the masses…
I’ve got cookie cutters that make Gingerbread men and Gingerbread women. Can I call them Gingerbread people? Also re the “men” has the Fox News dimwit Carlson noticed that women sometimes wear pants?
“Carlson and Bruce, in what must be called a Christmas miracle, turned the innocuous non-story into a primetime masterpiece.”
The Troller Express.
I guess my head remains unexploded because I’m mostly thinking how to get my chores done today. Like my printer conked out. Buy a new one and be done with it? Or just for today get the label printed at the library and save time? How does that fit with running my dad to the eye doctor? Or the meeting after dinner? I just don’t have time to care if someone wants to call them gingerbread men. Call them what you want, you moron.
It must be weird to have your masculinity so fragile that you’re afraid of pretty much everything.
Also, er, “Obviously they’re men”, WTF? Except for the ones that are women. Been that way since people started making these things.
WTF do cookies have to do with our spirituality? If Tucker’s spirituality hinges on the gender of pieces of cookie dough, I’ve got news for him. He’s already lost it.
Will his head explode if I point out to him that in Spanish cookies are feminine?
Gingerbread men are not taking this lying down (in cookie trays)…
They are fucking cookies, deal with it.
Whoa!! Sounds like a back-handed dig at Pastafarianism. One man’s cookie dough is another man’s noodly appendage.
Uhm…yeah. They’re obviously men. Because all men are smooth and genderless down below like Carlson. Gingerbread Girls would have boobies and make Tucker feel special inside whenever he held them. Duh!
But for the record, they’re Gingerbread Men like Mankind and how all Men were created equal. It’s the name of their species, not a gender identity. Gingerbread Men can be female too.
#maga
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