Discussion: Obituary: Virginia Woman Died Rather Than Have To Vote For Clinton Or Trump

She can still vote for Hillary. :grinning:

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Obviously inspired by that Jay Cutler “swipe from beyond the grave” obit of a few months ago.

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Well she wouldn’t be the first dead person to cast a ballot.

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Somebody in the family offed the lady and though this would pass the smell test test.

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I blame Obama.

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"Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68," the obituary, published Tuesday in the Richmond Times-Dispatch, said.

I hope in that next life, she will finally get that pony that she had been yearning for in this one.

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So Trump contributed to the death of a woman. Sounds like an ad just waiting to be made.

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A “funny” obituary, huh? That’s how her kids think she’d want to be remembered?

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Well there IS a precedent for it.
I mean, Jesus died for our sins.

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Voting while dead is only legal in New Mexico.

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What goes into obits is up to the family so at least we know she raised a bunch of kids to be as stupid as she was.

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“Obituary: Virginia Woman Died Rather Than Have To Vote For Clinton Or Trump.”

The Official Coroner’s Verdict: “Death by False Equivalence”.

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I mean, what a shame that you’d be forced to make such a terrible choice between someone who’s been a Senator and a Secretary of State and another person who’s a lying sack of shit.

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FOX: Hillary has already started killing senior citizens.

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Yeah, I just heard that she’s setting up death panels.

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It would be rather regrettable if the Bernie movement now descends into the realms of a suicide pact.

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Apparently, her family is a bunch of dillholes and she was too stupid to tell the difference between a bottle of Drano and her arthritis medication.

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Trump: There is reasonable chance that she would be alive today if Crooked Hillary was not the nominee.Hillary kills babies and white seniors.

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I can certainly sympathize; most people I know, regardless of political leanings, feel that way about now.

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