Discussion: Obama's Golf Simulator Wasn't Sophisticated Enough For Trump. So He Upgraded

“Nancy” the other day pointed out that Trump is always “projecting” and this is just another example of this. Here is a list of the 27 times he attacked Obama for playing golf https://www.sbnation.com/golf/2017/3/27/15073086/donald-trump-tweets-barack-obama-golf

Also video I am sure if I looked.

He accused everyone else of being lazy, low energy, playing golf. Yet, the truth is that Trump is a lazy fat ass, who spends his day watching TV during “executive time” eating fatty food, and then riding around on a golf cart as he cheats at his scores to make his loser ass look like he is good at something.

Trump is just a pathetic loser, who (with a lot of help from Jill Stein, Bernie-bros, the Russians, James Comey, the NYT, media “both-sider-ism” and Hillary’s incompetence) managed to con enough people who are dumber than him, in the right places, to get into office.

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You could have stopped at ‘It was Obama’s’…that’s enough to trigger the orange dipshit. And let’s be realistic…he couldn’t tell “sophisticated enough” from a hole in the wall.

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Well, this is what’s important to him, isn’t it? Playing alone upstairs with his expensive toys, like the spoiled child he is. Pathetic.

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Mystery solved. Many wondered how he went for a month and a half (ish) without going to play golf at one of his courses. Instead he brooded and rage tweeted - a lot.

So now he can play golf any time and pretend he is at even better courses than his own - all in the privacy of his cloistered, self-indulgent “executive time.”

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Trump inquired about a Mar-a-Lago simulator, but the quote for creating virtual dreck was astronomical.

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Paid out of pocket? Now, that’s got to be a joke! He didn’t figure out a way to charge it to the govt? The guy must be slipping.

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Executive time.

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The Larger Crowd simulator and the Governing Deftly simulators are in the works.

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Exactly - no way he paid $50k. Someone must have gotten him a ‘fabulous’ deal. I wonder who pays to remove it from the White House when he’s finally removed, one way or another. No way he’d leave it there.

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I need to see an actual receipt and the proof of money tranfer to believe this. He promised not to take any pay, too.

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As an avid gamer, I’m jealous.

As a sane and rational citizen, I’m left somewhat speechless.

Sigh.

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God wanted Donald J. Trump to be President AND to play virtual golf.

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Another angry tweet about WH leaks coming in 3…2…1

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Or from a movie:

“Show me the money”!

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I heard the 13-year-old Haitian game designers from H-1Bs “R” Us wanted to include a feature on the Grift-a-Lotto course simulator where, when you hit into the rough, a giant sinkhole opened up and swallowed the entire property as James Earl Jones intoned “You lose. Game over. Forever!” followed by a full two minutes of echoing, sardonic laughter.

Sadly, it was rejected by then lead Dotard Daycare manager John Kelly for fear it might hurt Agolf Twitler’s fee-fees.

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Oh, you are wrong, sir. A less “sophisticated” system cannot be properly tuned to Trump’s particular scoring playing style. Lol.

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Ah, fair point. I hadn’t considered the cheating factor.

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“Trump paid out of his own pocket to replace the golf simulator that President Obama installed at the White House with a more ‘sophisticated’ system…”

In other words, one that allowed him to cheat.

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